Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jay Leno

Governor Gray Davis has asked the California state Supreme Court to delay the October recall vote because he says that's not enough time to put on a fair election. Hey, let me tell you something. If we didn't need a fair election to pick the president of the United States, we don't need a fair election to pick the governor of California.

Jay Leno

There was also talk of bringing Al Gore to California to help out, but there was concern that Gray Davis and Al Gore in the same state would cause some kind of rolling personality blackout.

Jay Leno

I love all these politicians, they all say the same thing - 'We'll give California back to the people.' Yeah, great, now that it's not worth anything, they want to give it back to us.

Jay Leno

As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with the letter R, then W, then Q. You know, even Sesame Street is laughing at California now.

Jay Leno

As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his recall election campaign. Which is ironic, isn't it? When Clinton was president, he couldn't recall anything.

Mickey Rourke

I'm the worst surfer in California. My balance is off from boxing.

Karl Marx

Is it a misfortune that magnificent California was seized from the lazy Mexicans who did not know what to do with it.

Kamala Harris

We need to incorporate that age-old concept of redemption into the work that we do in the criminal justice system in California.

Josh Brolin

I love the whole of California, I have places... my whole thing is with all the money I make, I just want to buy as many places in California as I can because I love it.

H. G. Wells

What good is religion if it collapses under calamity?

Jerry Brown

Taking significant amounts of carbon out of our economy without harming its vibrancy is exactly the sort of challenge at which California excels.

Jerry Brown

You're all welcome in California,

Jim DeMint

California is going to take themselves off the cliff culturally and economically, fiscally. They are going to be at the trough in Washington wanting a bailout.

Slobodan Milosevic

I cannot call my next witness. I cannot sit here any longer. Everybody knows I have been coming here with great difficulty.

I can certainly tell you there were a great deal of calls after those two cases were announced. After this one you are my first call.

Jason Wu

I call white the most powerful non-color; it's clean, optimistic, powerful.

Dave Ramsey

I call this the great misunderstanding ? the idea that we give because churches need our money.

I call this a one a sinker. You'll get a rally, but it won't go anywhere.

Bill Schneider

I call them infomercials, ... They're like a late-night show that's trying to sell you a hair-care product.

I call them, 'Coach,' when I see them in the hallway. I don't know half of their names. It's going to take me a while. I've seen the same guys for the last five years, especially on offense.

I call that groping. It sounds like a man who is going down and decides to try to throw something to his supporters, ... Face the Nation.

I call some of my friends in Chicago and I tell them, 'This guy's special,' ... I've never played with a receiver who's so passionate in practice. And we all know what he does on game day.

I call some of my friends in Chicago and I tell them, 'This guy's special,' ... I've never played with a receiver who's so passionate in practice. And we all know what he does on game day.

William Butler Yeats

I call on those that call me son,Grandson, or great-grandson,On uncles, aunts, great-uncles or great-aunts,To judge what I have done.Have I, that put it into words,Spoilt what old loins have sent?

I call on the Palestinian people for calm and to respect the law.

I call on the kidnappers to release this journalist unconditionally and I shall work towards the release of Iraqi women.

Jacques Chirac

I call on the Iranian authorities to choose cooperation and trust by seriously examining

I call on the American administration to respect ... the will of the Palestinian people and the result of the ballot.

DeAngelo Williams

I call my offensive line my pit crew. And the fans are my fuel. Without them, there is no Heisman hype.

Richard Howard

I call it wiggle wiggle. We're going to stick with the waltz.

Harold Ramis

I call it the 'Whoever Will Show Up Award.'

I call it the twelfth wonder of the world.

I call it 'the shame bill.' Shame on you.