Famous Quotes & Sayings

Janet Evanovich

I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.

Eva Herzigova

But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs.

Fred Saberhagen

I had immediate success in the sense that I sold something right off the bat. I thought it was going to be a piece of cake and it really wasn't. I have drawers full of - or I did have - drawers full of rejection slips.

Nancy Mitford

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.

Julia Stiles

Theater makes working in movies or TV seem like a cake-walk.

Kim Harrison

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Kim Harrison

I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something.

Ice Cube

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

Ivan Turgenev

Youth eats all the sugared fancy cakes and regards them as its daily bread. But there'll come a time when you'll start asking just for a crust.

Harry S Truman

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

J. K. Rowling

The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake.

J. K. Rowling

What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things Harry had never seen in his life.

James Brown

For goodness sake, look at those cakes.

James Boswell

A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion.

The Lions Club will sell their famous funnel cakes and they're doing hot dogs this year, too.

James Patterson

SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I'm not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things when i was already furious and itching to kill something? Piece o'cake

John Heywood

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too.

Linda Howard

...We have seven people who knew the skewers were there: the wedding planner, the reception hall manager, the dressmaker, the florist, the veil-maker, the cake-maker, and the caterer. I haven't ruled out the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker, either.

Lil Wayne

Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday.

Lady Gaga

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

Karl Pilkington

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

John Maynard Keynes

The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion.

Lars von Trier

If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of cakes and whatever, but these techniques are something that I've left behind me.

Langston Hughes

Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake.

Gail Carriger

Lyall had spent centuries nibbling about the great layered cake that was polite society while Lord Akeldama acted the part of the frosting on its top.

Kami Garcia

I don't know what happened. One minute, I was dreamin' about a fat piece of George Clooney and a hot date with some brown sugar pound cake, and the next thing I knew, the house was coming down on us.

Maggie Stiefvater

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.

Haruki Murakami

Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.

Haruki Murakami

All over the world people have developed their own ideas about what's right and wrong in life, but so long as you aren't harming others or the Earth, it's your choice when you decide how you want to live your life - Yours and yours alone. Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.

Harlan Coben

An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal cake.

Meg Whitman

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake.

Julia Quinn

I shall have one, too," he told her. "So that you don't feel alone." She tried not to smile. "That is most generous of you." "I am quite certain it is my gentlemanly duty." "To eat cake?" "It is one of the more appealing of my gentlemanly duties," he allowed.

Oscar Wilde

You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.