Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tony Hawk

When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get out of bed. Anything you do that shakes your body is painful all over, so you can't cough, you can't sneeze, and going to the bathroom is impossible.

Charles Bukowski

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

Winston Churchill

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself.

Amiri Baraka

There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes!

Nicholas Haslam

Sometimes I think it would be nice to share everything I've got with somebody - and sometimes I think I'm very lucky to have the bathroom to myself. But I feel it would be nice to pass on my knowledge. Perhaps because I haven't got children - one wants to educate somebody.

I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet.

Jeff Kinney

When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding out in one of the stalls. And I would literally wrap myself in toilet paper so as not to get hypothermia.

When I was in elementary school, I was very interested in science already. I must have been ten or eleven years old. I started experiments with chemistry sets at my home in Mexico. I was able to borrow a bathroom and convert it to a laboratory. My parents supported it. They were pleased. My friends just tolerated it.

When we have to go to the bathroom we just get a box. That's all you can do now.

The ladies bathroom was blown up and the 12th green was damaged by a second explosion, ... This is a strange case.

These paparazzi are probably lying because they lie about everything. These accusations are the height of absurdity. These are people who jump out of trees and hide in bathroom stalls.

In Coral Gables to cover the first Bush-Kerry debate, I had stupidly slipped on the water on the bathroom floor of the Hyatt Regency Hotel and broke my hip. At this writing, I am still a patient at Doctors Hospital in Coral Gables.

Scott Rolen

It was actually right in front of us. The door was shut. We're not used to having a bathroom in the dugout.

David Carson

There's no other time in the year where commercials can take center stage. Commercials are always the things that are playing when you're going to the bathroom or grabbing a soda from the fridge.

Mark Helprin

When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia.

I put them on every door I could find bathroom doors, everywhere.

If you can't manage in the bathroom safely, you're not going to be able to live independently.

I didn't see him at all, so I didn't know he was that close, ... My bathroom break must have given him some time to cut the lead.

Travis Hafner

I didn't know what he (Sizemore) was trying to do. I thought he had to go to the bathroom or something. I guess he didn't have any confidence in me (to bring him home).

Children are in line to go to the bathroom outside the butler (portable) buildings.

The caulking is coming out of the wall. It has a really cheap mirror. I don't know how it happened, but it is not typical. You'd think when they're guarding the bathroom that much, there would be something nice in it.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

All evacuees from North Texas come here first. We're letting them have a bathroom break, running them through metal detectors and going through belongings.

Louis Stokes

And the evidence clearly showed that Ray was in the boarding house and the bathroom from which the shots that killed Dr. King were fired.

It's a little bit harder this past week to get up and to walk to the bathroom in the morning. It's much easier in space,

Larry Craig

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

Scott Rolen

There was a debate in the third where the bathroom was. We had a search party out for the bathroom; it was actually right in front of us. The door was closed.

B. F. Skinner

We all went into the bathroom and the pressure dropped immediately. I could feel it in my ears. After about two minutes the ceiling fell and the lights went out.

These days, projects are expensive. You don't have to do a lot of remodeling to spend a lot of money. What usually happens is you'll get a leak in your bathroom and you figure it's a good time to do a remodel. It's magnificent when it's done, but suddenly the rest of the house looks pretty shabby. There's a snowball effect where one remodeling project tends to lead to another.

Jeff Kinney

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put back on your shelf, and rediscover a few years later. I hope that the book finds its way into the bathroom of every kid in America.

I wanted a very modern spa feel in here. I just love to go into a bathroom that's like a spa.

I've had water problems in the bathroom for months. I told them to fix it last July, and it still hasn't been fixed.

Kimberley Nixon

I've got six brothers, so I grew up with all boys, then I moved in with three girls, and the differences were incredible. Living in a very feminine house threw me a bit. The bathroom was unbelievable; it was like a chemist's.