Quotes about baseball
baseball beer world
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world. Bill Lee
baseball kids games
Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.
baseball two people
You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
baseball nice army
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.
baseball thinking years
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.
baseball marijuana pancakes
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.
baseball team rain
Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter. Bill Maher
baseball quality mythology
The whole history of baseball has the quality of mythology. Bernard Malamud
baseball mlb long
I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all. Bob Lemon
baseball kids made
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
baseball needs want
Cuba wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator. Bob Kerrey
baseball art hate
Hating the Yankees isn't part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction. Bill Veeck
baseball islands three
Three strikes, you're out. I don't care if you hire Edward Bennett Williams to defend you; three strikes, you're still out. Baseball is an island of stability in an unstable world.
baseball wall reading
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!... Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball's immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils.... Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
baseball paper clip
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed
baseball men people
People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following - but I'll bet Lancelot had more.
baseball team player
If U.S. Grant had been leading a team of baseball players, they'd have second guessed him all the way to the doorknob of the Appomattox Courthouse.
baseball attitude atmosphere
Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
baseball islands world
An island of surety in a changing world.
baseball boys men
Baseball is a boy's game that makes grown men cry.
baseball games too-late
The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
baseball rooms individualism
When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
baseball mlb games
This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
baseball self cease
It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.
baseball trying tests
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
baseball moving years
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
baseball winter mlb
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
baseball one-word knows
There's one word that describes baseball - You never know. Bill Vaughan
baseball perfect playing
We'd like to come back. Why wouldn't you like playing baseball at a place like this? This is the perfect place for baseball.
baseball concerned dwell left
You don't like being 3-7. But we have too much baseball left to dwell on it or be concerned about it. Bruce Bochy
baseball finally gods sounds weird
We're going to the World Series, ... It sounds weird to say if off my lips. Finally the baseball gods shined on us. Craig Biggio
baseball football games liberty
We're going to take them to the Liberty Bell, ... We're going to take them to football games and baseball games.
baseball beck chad good hitting league pitching solid starting teams
We're going to play a lot of very good baseball teams in league play. But I feel really good about our starting pitching right now, and Chad Beck has been solid as the closer. We're not where we need to be hitting the ball right now, but that will come. I think we'll be a good hitting team before it's over.