Quotes about base
baseball war believe
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson. John Oliver
baseball games famous-baseball
There is but one game and that game is baseball. John McGraw
baseball men leader
One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other 99 percent are followers of women. John McGraw
baseball team player
If I had to pick the greatest team player in baseball today-and I have some of the greats on my own club-I would have to pick Pie Traynor. John McGraw
baseball player names
I name (Honus) Wagner first on my list, not only because he was a great batting champion and base-runner, and also baseball's foremost shortstop, but because Honus (Wagner) could have been first at any other position, with the possible exception of pitcher. In all my career, I never saw such a versatile player. John McGraw
baseball america people
We're proud of Venezuela and Venezuelan baseball. People in America don't realize it, but we've got 25, 30 million people here, and so many of us love baseball. This is a great place to look for talent. Johan Santana
baseball player you-re-the-best
When you hear from other players and they're telling you you're the best pitcher in baseball, that makes you feel really good. Johan Santana
baseball hollywood our-family
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family. Jimmy Fallon
baseball berries
Baseball... been berry berry good... to me. Garrett Morris
baseball waiting lord
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes Gaylord Perry
baseball player grease
Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side. Gaylord Perry
baseball minors handle
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball. Gaylord Perry
baseball years trouble
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round. Gaylord Perry
baseball fans honest
I'm not a big baseball fan, to be honest. Jimmy Fallon
baseball years way
Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, 'Hi, I'm over 80 years old.' Jimmy Fallon
baseball bats picks
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel Osteen
baseball fathers-day baby
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. Jimmy Piersall
baseball team class
The Yankees, you see, they're a money team, they're the class of baseball. You don't ever bet against that. Jim Thorpe
baseball cities careers
I remember when I got a call and was told I was traded [to the Yankees in 1974], I actually cried because I liked Kansas City. But coming to the Yankees was the best thing that ever happened to me in my baseball career. Lou Piniella
baseball blue fancy
We didn't do anything fancy. We just played blue-collar baseball. Lou Piniella
baseball careers fans
I just always wanted to be a baseball announcer. I'm a huge Mets fan, and I wanted to be the next Bob Murphy. As far as careers go, that was the first career that I really thought about. Well, before that, I wanted to be a Mello Yello truck driver. Logan Marshall-Green
baseball fun boston
I ain't got no problem in Boston, I especially like the attention. I know that I'm one of the top guys in this game and all the attention is on me, I got a lot of people on my shoulder but I'm human. I like to go. I like to have fun. I like to do this and that but I gotta represent Boston and the Red Sox in every way that I do outside this game. ... Like I said I get paid to play baseball no [matter] where I go to play I still gotta go and perform even if I like it or not. Manny Ramirez
baseball morning spring
As far as sleeping goes, you're up and ready to go at six in the morning. Spring training was always a combination of relaxing and working, and I missed that quite a bit. I missed being around the ball field. A baseball. A bat. The smell of the uniform, you might say. Talking baseball. Seeing opponents as well as the Cubs. Lou Boudreau
baseball games errors
You can't be afraid to make errors! You can't be afraid to be naked before the crowd, because no one can ever master the game of baseball, or conquer it. You can only challenge it. Lou Brock
baseball fantasy
The baseball held was my fantasy of what life offered. Lou Brock
baseball real games
I worked real hard to learn to play first. In the beginning, I used to make one terrible play a game. Then, I got so I'd make one a week, and finally, I'd pull a real bad one maybe once a month. At the end, I was trying to keep it down to one a season. Lou Gehrig
baseball yankees-baseball baseball-player
The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all. Lou Gehrig
baseball reading past
Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Lou Gehrig
baseball games rooms
There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all. Lou Gehrig
basements bargains movie-business
I've been in the bargain basement of the movie business. Linda Fiorentino
baseball winning downsizing
If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired. Leo Durocher
baseball mother sorry
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. Leo Durocher
baseball done sticks
Stick a fork in him. He's done. Leo Durocher