Quotes about baby
baby joy new-life
Words can not express the joy of new life. Hermann Hesse
baby water able
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. John McCain
baby thinking people
I, 100 percent don't think that's where the American people at, because when there's viral pictures as a baby is in Aleppo with, you know, rubble all over them going viral, and then there are celebrities tweeting why haven't we done nothing about this? And like, oh, there are actually many people for years who've been trying to send aid then and this president won't let us.
baby jesus parent
No touching Baby Jesus.” “But we’re his parents!” proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. “Mary Beth,” Barb Wiggin said, “if you touch the Baby Jesus, I’m putting you in a cow costume. John Irving
baby moving hands
No one but me ever put a hand on me to feel that baby. No one wanted to put his ear against it and listen...You shouldn't have a baby if there's no one who wants to feel it kick or listen to it move.
baby keys water
Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water skis? John Hiatt
baby couple car
I'm part of the consumer culture. I was part of the baby boom generation. I have a car when I shouldn't, a couple of computers; I can't be anti-consumerist in that sense. John Elkington
baby love-is flames
Science tells you love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, Let me be your Bunsen burner baby, let me be your naked flame! John Otway
baby children crazy
Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby. John Oliver
baby long hell
There are babies a span long in hell. John Calvin
baby science men
Man armed with science is like a baby with a box of matches. John B. S. Haldane
baby war past
For the past several years, I've been harboring a fantasy, a last political crusade for the baby-boom generation. We, who started on the path of righteousness, marching for civil rights and against the war in Vietnam, need to find an appropriately high-minded approach to life's exit ramp. Joe Klein
baby crazy light
How long have you been sitting in the darkness? You forget. You know you're getting hard to be with and you're crying every time you turn around. Oh my crazy baby, try to hold on tight. Oh my crazy baby, don't put out the light. And your hands are shaking something awful as your worries crawl around inside your clothes. Joan Osborne
baby cousin complaining
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. Joan Rivers
baby having-a-baby scream
Having a baby can be a scream.
baby children-love childbirth
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
baby children thinking
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.
baby nice birth
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.
baby dog memorable
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
baby glasses looks
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
baby parenting motherhood
And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.
baby lying way
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
baby ugly months
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
baby husband should-have
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
baby boys tsa
I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak! Jimmy Fallon
baby dad sleep
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m.
baby nice men
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried. Garry Shandling
baby children feminist
Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born. Garrett Hardin
baby office nine
I have hardly seen my baby for six weeks; have been at the office from nine A.M. to eleven P.M. regularly. Franklin Knight Lane
baby bells competition happy industry large phones trend wireless
The long-distance industry is not a very happy place to be. There's a large influx of competition from the Baby Bells and the trend of wireless and e-mail replacing traditional phones is continuing.
baby motivation fighter
Get Julian Jackson in here baby!...Julian Jackson, winner take all baby, that's all I gotta say, winner take all! Arghhh! James Toney
baby motivation next
Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!
baby monday kings
My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!