Quotes about baby
baby party looks
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down. Paul Reiser
baby self kicking
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. Paul Reiser
baby children humorous
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry. Paul Reiser
baby book whales
I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals. Paul Fussell
baby winning long
I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish you're not sure you're going to keep. Or some prize potato you're hoping will win a prize at the county fair. Patrick Rothfuss
baby voice tvs
I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on. Paris Hilton
baby sleep home
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. Paris Hilton
baby real smart
I would do the baby voice and it's kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I'm completely different. I'm very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I'm an airhead. Paris Hilton
baby reading sleep
I usually doze off between 7:30 and 9 p.m. while putting my baby to sleep. Then I suddenly wake up remembering I'm an adult with no bedtime. I spend the next four hours catching up on reading, e-mails, and other adult pursuits until I collapse for good until sunrise. Padma Lakshmi
baby sweet husband
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey - he's the chef of the family! Lily Aldridge
baby thinking should-have
I'm a woman, of course I still have curves on me, and that's ok. I had a baby and I've worked hard. And I don't think women should have to feel that kind of pressure. I've done it really healthfully, and I took my time. Lily Aldridge
baby believe views
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. Lillian Hellman
baby infancy heard
in came ... a baby, eloquent as infancy usually is, and like most youthful orators, more easily heard than understood. Letitia Elizabeth Landon
baby hype perspective
There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. Leon Kass
baby strong trying
I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong. LeAnn Rimes
baby believe years
I can't believe it's been four years now, and from watching that pilot, we really all looked like babies. It's unbelievable just how far everything has come. I'm happier now than I've ever been on the show and in my life. I really owe so much of my happiness to 'Glee.' Lea Michele
baby children kids
Lots of people with little kids or babies with Down syndrome tell me they aren't afraid of the future for their child because of what I am doing to help people understand it better. Lauren Potter
baby pain past
Someday she will be saved, and the past and all its pain will be rendered as smoothly palatable as the food we spoon to our babies. Lauren Oliver
baby hands bird
I reach out and grab her wrist. It feels impossibly tiny in my hand, like this one time I found a baby bird near goose Point, and I picked it up and it died there, taking its final gasping fluttering breaths in my palm. Lauren Oliver
baby school sunday
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF HUMOR I HAVE. ALL THE STUFF I TALK ABOUT MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR CHURCH GROUPS HOWEVER WAL-MART AINT SUNDAY SCHOOL. AS LONG AS I DIDNT USE OFFENSIVE FOUL LANGUAGE I KNEW ID BE FINE. WAL-MART GETS IT, THATS WHY THEY BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION. BESIDES ITS THERE STORE THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT. THATS AMERICA BABY! Larry the Cable Guy
baby thinking skins
I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. Larry the Cable Guy
baby writing ideas
You don't have to know the whole language to use it usefully, you can do baby talk, you can do grown up talk, you can cuss in it, you can write poetry, you can be a playwright, is sort of the idea. Larry Wall
baby brain experience
A baby has brains, but it doesn't know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get. L. Frank Baum
baby government politics
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. P. J. O'Rourke
baby kids successful
Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids. P. J. O'Rourke
baby gun killing
I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco... P. J. O'Rourke
baby children kids
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches. P. J. O'Rourke
baby children believe
Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime. P. J. O'Rourke
baby having-a-baby knows
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. Paul Mooney
baby brother light
Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy. Patricia McCormick
baby laughter eye
Ama wipes her hands on her apron, looks up at our old roof with new eyes, and lifts the baby from his basket. She twirls him in the air, her skirts flying around her ankles the way the clouds swirl around the mountain cap--her laughter fresh and strange and musical to my ears. Patricia McCormick
baby prisms
Prism! Where is that baby? Oscar Wilde
baby down-and calm
What I loved about breast-feeding was that bond of one-on-one time. The serotonin that's released calms you down and connects you to the baby. Isla Fisher