Famous Quotes & Sayings

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I’ve even delivered a few of their babies. (Wulf) Really? (Cassandra) Oh, yeah. You have to love the days before modern roads, and hospitals when I was up to my elbows in placenta. (Wulf)

Nina Jacobson

I'm very superstitious. I come from a family that's big on not painting the nursery until the baby is home.

Nick Swardson

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

Nora Johnson

As far as I know, my husband never had a baby.

Nora Ephron

When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; not worse, necessarily; but different.

Nora Roberts

Plus it's just embarrassing when someone - oops.' She pressed a hand to her side, and had the blood draining out of Harper's face. 'What? What?' 'Nothing. baby's moving around. Sometimes it gives me a jolt is all.' 'You should stand up. You should sit down.

Kelly Cutrone

You can have sex with whomever you want to; you're not trapped with the person you had the baby with. You can pick the name, religion, schools, what they wear. There's no consulting - you call all the shots. Single motherhood is an amazing thing; it's a blessing.

Kelly Cutrone

I’m a really big believer that we all have this voice inside of us, and that voice is God talking to us, and we are all magical, and we all have something as specific to do as our fingerprint. And everybody should go out and do that. And I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don’t worry about getting married, don’t worry about settling down, don’t worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.

Kelly Cutrone

I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.

Katie Davis

Love is the reason I just keep filling up my little eyedropper, keep filling it up and emptying my ocean one drop at a time. I’m not here to eliminate poverty, to eradicate disease, to put a stop to people abandoning babies. I’m just here to love.

Katie Holmes

I feel very lucky. I have a husband and baby that I adore. I have a career I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it's, like, wow! I am very grateful.

Margaret Cho

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

Margaret Cho

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

Mark Twain

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

Mark Twain

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Mark Twain

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Mary Calderone

We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.

Martin Freeman

The one thing I've found is that someone always knows more than you do, including your babies. There are loads of things people presume I know about that I don't.

Martin Farquhar Tupper

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.

Martin Farquhar Tupper

A babe in a house is a well-spring of pleasure.

Mario Van Peebles

I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!

Marilyn Monroe

I've always wanted a baby.

Nicole Williams

The few things I’d sacrificed, or put on hold, to be with my husband and baby were worth it.

Niecy Nash

I decided to become an actor at five. I saw the most gorgeous woman that I had ever seen in my five years of living on television. She had on a long, red dress and her eyelashes looked like butterflies and I said, "Grandmamma, who is that?" She said, "Baby, that's Lola Falana." I said, "That's it right there. I want to be black, fabulous, and on TV."

Nicole Richie

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.

Nicola Peltz

I'll always be the baby in the family. I'm the youngest sister, but growing up with so many boys, it makes you tough. You get teased. There's no tiptoeing around each other. You say it the way it is; you're honest.

Nick Offerman

One of the most poignant pieces of recent science fiction for me was the portrayal of the adults in the Pixar film WALL-E. I feel like we're on the cusp of becoming fat babies in floating chairs being fed everything in shake form, and I feel like I am as prone to laziness as anybody.

Nick Hornby

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby.

Mary Martin

Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them.

Kristin Scott Thomas

My body is a baby machine.

Murray Rothbard

To those advocates of independent paper moneys who also champion the free market, I would address this simple question: "Why don't you advocate the unlimited freedom of each individual to manufacture dollars?" If dollars are really and properly things-in-themselves, why not let everyone manufacture them as they manufacture wheat and baby food?

Mojo Nixon

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

Millicent Martin

I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.