Famous Quotes & Sayings

Kurt Vonnegut

There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Justin Bieber

I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby.

There has been a baby boom in the congregation, ... but a lot of our members have lots of pets. We have a compassion for unwanted animals. And we're emphatic about making a difference.

We thought that if the baby is a boy we could call it Mike after Mike Sexton but in honor of the way we met we'll call him Chip. If our baby is a girl we may call her Linda after Linda Johnson, the first lady of poker, but Queenie is a possibility.

Lennon Parham

When I began to study baby delivery, when I was about to have a baby, I became very into it and fascinated and what our body does and how a mother's body temperature will rise the minute that the baby touches her chest because she needs to get warmer.

People are speculating that this means possibly Rachel was holding the baby in her arms, that the baby was shot first, and perhaps Rachel dropped her on the ground.

Beck

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

We needed good credit, and our income needed to fall within the range for our family. They started out counting us as three, with our son, Evan. The baby had to come out before it could be counted too.

Billy Corgan

I went to see a shaman. He put his hands on me, and I cried like a baby for an hour.

Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Bharati Mukherjee

One of the early tip-offs to me about the enormous changes that were going on with being in a Bangalore house, home, where the young woman from a nearby village, who had been hired to baby sit newborn twins, suddenly said after two weeks of work: 'I'm sorry, this is too much work, I'm going to try applying for call center jobs. The pay is better.'

C. S. Lewis

Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exists. A baby feels hunger: well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim: well, there is such a thing as water...If I find in myself a desire, which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.

Cecelia Ahern

After having my baby I felt like I'd been introduced to my life, I slowed down, I paid more attention to simple things, I addressed a few issues in my own life, I even got married, I looked at what was important and what wasn't, and so I used that experience for inspiration.

Carrie Fisher

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.

Carrie Underwood

'Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On' was my anthem as a child. It was about me. I was Baby.

Betsy Palmer

When people visit me at autograph conventions and signings, they always say, 'You just don't know how you scared me!' These people are grown up. They say, 'When I was a kid, I just couldn't sleep at night.' Sometimes they will have babies with them. And they give me their babies, and they take pictures of me holding their baby.

Bethenny Frankel

Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything.

Bethenny Frankel

Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky.

Bethenny Frankel

The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.

Bette Davis

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

Last year at this time we were back in the gym. We had baby goals, but we had one big goal, and this was it. It's a beautiful feeling.

I think financials will be a very, very strong sector, ... You have a tremendous increase in demand out there as the savings rate has to pick up as the baby boomers start confronting retirement.

Justin Hawkins

Such as glass in food, a baby crying in your dining room, someone smoking in your restaurant and you're non-smoking, people bring in food that's not yours.

Some of the adults held an infant over the side and threatened to drop the baby into the water unless we stood off.

That baby was all I had. That was my world. When my world was taken away, I was crushed.

Scott Turow

My sister was a twin, and the other baby died in childbirth, and I was three at the time, and I always kind of thought it haunted me. It was a weird thing. My dad was an ob-gyn, and so it was confusing that the other baby didn't come home from the hospital.

My wife had a C-section yesterday, and the baby kept us up until about 3 or 4 this morning. She finally got to sleep, and about 6:30, all the chanting woke up her and the baby,

Brendan Shanahan

My wife and I had a baby in October,

My voice was taken away from me. The prosecutors in Boston are elected. I am all in favour of educating people in Boston about shaken baby syndrome.

Cyndi Lauper

My partner and I, we were talking about Christmas. And it's a holiday of the heart, and you know, like we listened to 'Silent Night' and 'In the Bleak Midwinter,' and that to me was like a lullaby, ... And after all, this holiday's about a baby. So I wanted to put a human face on this, and I said, 'Well, what would you say if you were singing to your baby, telling your baby about Christmas? What would you say?' And so I came up with this song.

Marguerite Young

Like Kay Boyle, whose work I'm wild about, I could have married, written a book with every baby, a baby with every book.

It felt like baby steps, the first day, learning some new things. I think guys weren't hesitant. Guys came out with great energy. But learning something new, it's kind of like you're thinking too much. So I think it's going to take a couple days, but I can already see a difference.