Famous Quotes & Sayings

Harry Caray

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.

Harry Caray

It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!

Sammy Davis

Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers?

Alton Brown

My feeling has always been that Good Eats would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

Robert Novak

Nobody from the administration has officially rejected my column.

Jimmy Breslin

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.

Joel Hodgson

But after that, I was extremely happy with the story and the look of the show at the beginning of season two - everything was working together. I felt like it was finished conceptually.

Sophie Tucker

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

Jerry Lawler

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Robert Novak

I'd like CBS, at this point, to say where they got those documents from. I think they should say where they got these documents because I thought it was a very poor job of reporting by CBS.

Robert Novak

I didn't dig it out, it was given to me. They thought it was significant, they gave me the name and I used it.

Linda Vester

I don't always get to go to a Mass in a traditional church, there's a friend who likes to have book parties at her home in Connecticut.

Arthur Godfrey

I was in one of the touristy country bars downtown, and I asked a guy onstage who was playing for tips to play a Hank Williams song.

Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.

Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

Kelly Ripa

In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?'

James Young

It is something we have always excelled at and prided ourselves at - the excellences of our stage performance.

Matthew Lesko

If the Dept. of Defense is not caring for all the needs of our vets there are other organizations that will - you just have to find them.

Jon Stewart

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

Oprah Winfrey

I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism and sexism.

Pat Sajak

I guess I can be moderately amusing at times, but the idea of standing up in front of 200 people with beers is just too frightening.

Gary Lucas

While I shared many of the same emotions Bill describes, in no way did my experience ever degenerate into the grimness I find in his book - I didn't have to live with Don, and I think that made a big big difference.

Gary Lucas

I don't think so, in so far as I always aspired to play the way I do now but just couldn't get the sounds out always due to technical limitations - now I can pretty much play what I hear in realtime.

Alex Trebek

I'm curious about everything. Even subjects that don't interest me.

Howard Stern

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

Ed Wynn

Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.

Ed Wynn

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

Arthur Godfrey

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '

Arthur Godfrey

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Arthur Godfrey

If I go to a seminar and someone like you or someone like him is talking, I'm never part of the group that rushes him directly afterward. I always wait in the back corner with my head down until everyone is gone, and then I go up and do my thing.

Adrian Cronauer

Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't carry just a piece of cloth to symbolize his belief in racial equality; he carried the American flag.

Al Roker

I asked him if he ever hung out with black guys in high school and he said, 'Well, no. They always had these angry looks on their faces. Who wouldn't look ticked off having to deal with nitwits like him?

Bill Irwin

The fact is that we like each other very much, and we of course see each other on stage all the time, but this means more time to spend together, and that's great. We couldn't be happier.