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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
photography kids calling
I was always painting when I was a kid. But then when I handled a camera when I was 17, that was it for me. I loved photography. I would work 4 or 5 hours a day. It was like a calling. David LaChapelle
photography lying people
People say photographs don't lie, mine do. David LaChapelle
photography ideas crafts
I'm a photographer, period. I love photography, the immediacy of it. I like the craft, the idea of saying 'I'm a photographer.' David LaChapelle
photography trying generations
I'm really into my photography and am trying to catch up with digital generation - I was used to the old 35mm cameras. David Suchet
photography interesting firsts
The thing that was most interesting to me was getting my first prints back from the printer and realizing photography doesn't end with the click of a button, it starts there. Printing is so exciting. Bryan Adams
photography genius moguls
Madonna is her own Hollywood studio - a popelike mogul and divine superstar in one. She has a laserlike instinct for publicity, aided by her visual genius for still photography (which none of her legion of imitators has). Unfortunately, her public life has dissolved into a series of staged photo ops. Camille Paglia
photography fashion magazines
Computer enhancement has spread to still photography in advertisements, fashion pictorials, and magazine covers, where the human figure and face are subtly elongated or remodeled at will. Caricature is our ruling mode. Camille Paglia
photography years trying
I've been into photography for years and I do it as often as possible. I'm just trying to develop myself. C.J. Wilson
photography sorry people
There are people who expect me to look the way I do on-screen, where I have a great director of photography and fantastic lighting. I'm sorry to disappoint people, but I don't look like that all the time - no actress does. Catherine Zeta-Jones
yankees catchers new-york-yankees
Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch. Casey Stengel
yankees fields world
You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field. Casey Stengel
yankees play new-york-yankees
We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays. Casey Stengel
yankees rooms needs
If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed. Casey Stengel
yankees want being-the-best
If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees. Casey Stengel
yankees defense pardon-me
Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck? Casey Stengel
yankees records ruth
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin. Casey Stengel
yankees great-things
The great thing about being a Yankee is that youre always a Yankee. Derek Jeter
yankees forever goes-on
I will never brag about myself, but my family, I can go on forever. Derek Jeter