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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. ![]()
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!" Bill Engvall
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum. Bill Engvall
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations." Bill Engvall
letters parents receiving
Parents will be receiving the letters this week. Cathy Schroeder
letters want firsts
And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do. Becca Fitzpatrick
letters easy natural
Letters should be easy and natural. Bill Vaughan
letters odd strange words
It is odd that 'sword' and 'words' have the same letters and even more strange that they have the same effect. Brandi Keeler
letters maturity miss phenomenal practice special terms
I am going to miss each one of them for special reasons. Zinck, for his maturity and the forwardness in the way he practices; Coop in terms of the way he wrestles, he's just phenomenal in the practice room; Letters with his talent; and Frick with his hard-nosed attitude. Greg Strobel
letters seven
I don't think seven letters is a big concern. Marge Whaley
letters policemen
I got letters from policemen thanking me for Adam-12. Martin Milner
letters people received
I have done those for people who have received those letters and they find out they have a refund. Cynthia Jeanguenat
letters people
He'd write letters to people he'd feel should be donors. Joanne Cortese