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baseball growing-up book
I didnt really grow up a comic book fanatic. I was a big baseball player, and my passion in life, in third grade, was collecting baseball cards. That was my childhood thing. Alan Ritchson
baseball kids player
I wanted to be a baseball player, naturally, but I wasn't good enough. I didn't know what I was going to do with my life. I just had a kind of energy, I was a fairly happy kid. Al Pacino
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If you're not having fun in baseball, you miss the point of everything. Chris Chambliss
baseball gone home-run
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We knew they were a great baseball team, and they did everything right to start. They had no walks, no errors and we couldn't run on them, but we've been behind before and that's why you play seven innings. We knew we could come back strong. Tommy Richardson
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Uh, look. When you're last in the league in pitching and last in the league in errors, that's not a good combination to win baseball games. We're last in the league in walks. There's a direct correlation between those things. Lou Piniella
baseball jobs believe
I don't believe there's a baseball job that I couldn't take care of. Don Cooper
baseball school games
I'm a very competitive person, whether it's school, baseball or even playing video games. David Price
baseball winning player
My goal on Earth is not to win a World Series or be the best baseball player who ever lived. That simply is not up to me because I have to wait and see if it is part of the Lord's plan. My goal is to follow the Lord and what he wants me to do so that someday I may enter His kingdom and receive everlasting life. David Murphy
yankees great-things
The great thing about being a Yankee is that youre always a Yankee. Derek Jeter
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I will never brag about myself, but my family, I can go on forever.
yankees six fans
I've been a Yankees fan since I was six. Bob Kerrey
yankees wind careers
All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it. Dizzy Dean
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Derek (Jeter) told me the ghosts would show up eventually! Aaron Boone
yankees play exciting
So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting. Bert Campaneris
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My experience over 17 years playing with the Yankees, these are a few of the things that I've learned. You've got to have a plan of action, You have to stay focused on the things you can control, and don't get discouraged or distracted by the things you cannot control. Bernie Williams
yankees legendary rudeness
This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness Charlaine Harris
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Read about your case of amnesia. Must be a new brand. Babe Ruth