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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
party two ambassadors
New Zealand, by the way, where I was ambassador, has had two women prime ministers - one from either party. Carol Moseley Braun
party holiday air
Next year, I hope there will be even more parties, lots of holidays and just having a good time, really. Plus wing-walking, air shows and learning to fly, as they are all things I want to do. I won't be restricted by age. Carol Vorderman
party night years
I'm terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever I'm out partying I just can't be bothered and now I am on 'Loose Women' that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me.
party technology computer
I love what I do, but I've got a life out of here. I like to spend time on the computer. I like technology. I like music. I like movies. I like to go out and party. I like my cigars, but I don't drink, and I do like to keep a low profile. Carlos Delgado
party views ideas
On many questions and specially in view of the marriage bed, the Puritans were the indulgent party, . . . they were much more Chestertonian than their adversaries. The idea that a Puritan was a repressed and repressive person would have astonished Sir Thomas More and Luther about equally. C. S. Lewis
party greed political
The party which is out sees nothing but graft and incapacity in the party which is in; and the party which is in sees nothing but greed and animosity in the party which is out.
party winning long
I want to be around when Newcastle win a trophy because I want to see this place lift off. It will be one hell of a party for a long time. Alan Shearer
party want ifs
If you want to have a great party at Wembley, don't invite the Germans.
party people needs
We need people like me in the Labour party. Alan Johnson
america want
I want to rebuild America.
america water swim
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba. Carlos Mencia
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What America does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is to understand others. Carlos Fuentes
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We have said we intend to restore automotive profitability in North America by no later than 2008 and we remain committed to deliver on our promise. Willa Ford
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We have no hope of solving our problems without harnessing the diversity, the energy, and the creativity of all our people. Roger Wilkins
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We have neighbors from South America, the Middle East, India and four or five different Asian countries. It's really a great melting pot, and all the kids play with each other.
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We have so many leaders. We're so prepared. Coach McMahon is the best coach in America. People who have been watching basketball saw they had some bumps in the road, too. There is no doubt in my mind. We're going to succeed. Brian Jeroloman
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Whenever we have had a need for a national security or public safety issue, Congress has always followed the recommendations of the White House, regardless of who is in control, giving them the resources to keep America safe and to enforce our laws. Jim Sensenbrenner
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When you say shock value, the fact that we talk about what happened to a person... we talk about real things, we talk about real issues. Montel Williams