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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
sorry sleep revelations
I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. Carol Leifer
sorry knowing people
I was worried a bit at the beginning because I didn't know how the situation was. Once the ATP wanted to do the tournament, I realised there was no risk at all. I'm very sorry about what happened. It's not easy to be here knowing so many people were killed very near from here. Carlos Moya
sorry hate men
Christianity does not want us to reduce by one atom the hatred we feel for cruelty and treachery. We ought to hate them. Not one word of what we have said about them needs to be unsaid. But it does want us to hate them in the same way in which we hate things in ourselves: being sorry that the man should have done such things, and hoping, if it is anyway possible, that somehow, sometime, somewhere he can be cured and made human again. C. S. Lewis
sorry reality achievement
Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements. Agnes Repplier
sorry blame these-days
I am partly to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it?s everywhere these days. Alan Titchmarsh
sorry want dictator
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. Charlie Chaplin
sorry rain heart
Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle. Charles Dickens
sorry pie im-sorry
Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie. Charles Dickens
sorry oxygen gone
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry. Charles Stross
knows ready
We have to get him ready so he knows how to prepare. Ozzie Guillen
knows hideous jane
Am I hideous, Jane? Very, sir: you always were, you know. Charlotte Bronte
knows self-examination
He who knows himself knows others. Charles Caleb Colton
knows written
I only know that it was, and ceased to be; and that I have written, and there I leave it. Charles Dickens
knows ifs
You don't have to act as if you know what you're doing Brian Eno
knows repeats courses
Of course, like anybody I repeat myself endlessly, but I don't know that I'm doing it, usually. Brian Eno
knows fronts
When you don't know what to do, do what's right and do what's in front of you. But not necessarily what's right in front of you. Brent Weeks
knows open stop time
We know each other so well. We try to open it up, but every time I try to do something, he knows how to stop it. Billy Chamberlain
knows
We are only what we know, and I wished to be so much more than I was, sorely. David Mitchell