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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife people fancy
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making. Alan Jackson
wife google bother
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! Akshay Kumar
wife people flight
My wife will tell you that I'm very particular and it's annoying for other people. I eat the same thing every day. I go to the gym at the same time every day. I go to L.A. all the time, so I take that same 9:30 flight. I will not take another one. Chris Black
wife singers musician
My wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond. Chick Corea
wife comedian answers
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle
wife people doubt
You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong! Dave Barry
wife tuesday want
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" Buddy Hackett
wife tokyo lennon
I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there. Bryan Ferry
bonus dances good plays
She had good bonus highs, which are important. She dances and she plays it up to the crowd. Beth Murrin
bonus distance runs six
Six furlongs is a better distance for him, and he's a New York-bred - he runs for bonus money. Todd Pletcher
bonus brilliant certainly learned pleasant surprise women
She's just a classy, brilliant woman. Working with her was certainly a bonus and a pleasant surprise -- I learned a lot, Kendra Todd
bonus soon
The fact that I've achieved this so soon is just a bonus, I guess. Everything from now on is a bonus for me. Karrie Webb
bonus concerned kids scoreboard
We battled and I told the kids going in we're not as concerned about the scoreboard as we are with the effort. We got the effort. But it was the bonus points. You always want to get them and not give them up and they got them. Steve Kurzinger
bonus brian coming designed offices promised ricky shop talked team teams together won
Ricky and I talked about it and designed a shop and put our offices in there. We got Brian Whitesell, who was the architect, really, of the 24 and 48 coming together and made him team manager. When we put the two teams together 5 and 25, we promised him a bonus when they won their first race. Rick Hendrick
bonus people quit stick year
People would stick around to the end of the year to get the bonus then quit after Christmas, John Riley
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My first foray into Evan's late-career albums, and it's even better than I had hoped for. Eddie Gomez on bass, and Evans even plays electric piano on a couple of bonus tracks. But the real meat is the original album. It's heading where it needs to be, but there are moments of surprisingly upbeat swinging, as well - and a nice take on 'Theme From M*A*S*H' ('Suicide Is Painless'). Once you've gone through the original trio recordings, you're going to be hooked for all you can get by Evans. Bill Evans
bonus cash company earnings overall previous reflection tied types
Cash bonus and compensation overall is down and is a reflection of earnings of the previous year. These types of compensations are tied to company performance. Michael Trevino