Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Schwimmer

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Caitlin Moran

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

Tom Lenk

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Bob Dylan

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Billy Campbell

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.

Albert Einstein

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Chuck Palahniuk

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Carrie Brownstein

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

Ashton Kutcher

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

Cesar Romero

The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.

Charlize Theron

And doing a film in that period, and having to really celebrate what they wore back then, how they sat and how they spoke. You know, what the etiquette was back then for a lady. All of those things are like putting on a wig and transforming yourself, which I love.

Billy Zane

A wig is a wig is a wig.

Craig McCracken

Basicly what I had to do was do a 7 minute board and pitch it to a room of big wigs from the network and based on that they determined if I would get a short or not.

Dolly Parton

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!'

James St. James

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

Jimmy Fallon

One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by the Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'

Karl Marx

If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs.

Melissa McCarthy

I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.