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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
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Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!" "Oh, for goodness' sake!" Gabriel put down his book and pointed a longer finger at Phantom. "Sit," he commanded in a deep voice. Phantom looked sheepish and sank straight to the floor. Ivy scowled in frustration. "I've been trying to get him to do that all day! What is it with dogs and male authority? Alexandra Adornetto
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Maine has an impeccable record of upholding our end of the settlement agreement. Our enforcement has been more than diligent; it has been dogged and determined.
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Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist Camille Paglia
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Many of these dogs are sweet and energetic but just need the right care. But many people just come in and don't take the time to get to know the animals.
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Many people don't realize how far they're going and how much a dog can take.
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Many people want them for older dogs who get too tired to go for long walks any more. They miss going for walks with them and they want their pets to get fresh air. This is a way to do that.
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Scott Sword was responsible for controlling his dogs that night and he failed to do so.
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Military canines make contributions every day while they serve in our military. They are hard working and do a great job of saving the lives of their handlers and the troops who walk in their footsteps.
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No dogs have been impounded because no dogs have been positively identified as being involved with that particular incident. Mark Everett
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Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
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Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. Elbert Hubbard
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From Merck's victories, I've leaned that you must tie their lawyers to the truth. They specialize in mudslinging.
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Extemporaneous speaking should be practised and cultivated. It is the lawyer's avenue to the public.... Abraham Lincoln
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I am not an accomplished lawyer.
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I was going to start with a lawyer joke, but I'm told it was already done yesterday, Linus Torvalds
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I have never been once approached by a lawyer on it.
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On a number of occasions, he sliced people down. The tribe's lawyers were not able to shake my testimony. Chuck D.
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When I first started, I said 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, the lawyers say, 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, we're even older than most of the judges.