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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
guests world comedy
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.... Chelsea Peretti
guests largest
When it comes right down to it, it's our guests who have the largest say in the determination. Chuck English
guests
(She) also (said) that she wanted me to be one of the first guests on her show. Martha Stewart
guests hesitate managing number sensitive
We have a number of guests who want to come here more often but hesitate because they are appropriately sensitive to managing their calorie intake, Peter Dunn
guests hear hotel people rooms seen several sleep system tsunami warning
Several hotel guests have complained to me that they have seen no map, no signs, not even a brochure on what to do if a tsunami occurs. People who sleep in the rooms will not hear the warning from sirens if the hotel has not installed a warning system in their rooms. Smith Thammasaroj
guests response technology
So far, the response from guests about this technology has been very positive. Jim Williams
guests kicking open people talk web
Right now I am kicking around an idea to do a web talk show on a boat. Guests would come on and go fishing with me. I would like to take people who have never fished: You get them out on the water and they really open up. Tom Colicchio
guests life-is lifetime
Existence is not itself a good thing, that we should spend a lifetime securing its necessaries: a life spent, however victoriously, in securing the necessaries of life is no more than an elaborate furnishing and decoration of apartments for the reception of a guest who is never to come. Our business here is not to live, but to live happily. A. E. Housman
guests permission release
I don't have permission from the guests to release any information. Bill Warren
vacation fancy-cars albums
Now I'm having to live with sales of around 50,000 per album - but I'm pretty content with my place in the general scheme of things, even if it's meant I don't drive a fancy car and can't afford grand vacations. David Knopfler
vacation offering august
During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey. Dave Barry
vacation mind mouths
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. Buddy Guy
vacation shopping air
This is where our obsession with going fast and saving time leads. To road rage, air rage, shopping rage, relationship rage, office rage, vacation rage, gym rage. Thanks to speed, we live in the age of rage. Carl Honore
vacation comedian attention
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. Bob Newhart
vacation stories again-and-again
I travel so much on stories, so I don't take vacation much, but one place I go back to again and again is my ranch. Bill Kurtis
vacation failing when-all-else-fails
When all else fails, take a vacation. Betty Williams
vacation punishment sound
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment Betty White
vacation thailand want
You take a vacation to a place like Thailand and you're ready for the excitement of something new and foreign. But when you're working 14-hour days, all you want is something familiar to ground you. And there's just nothing there. Ed Helms