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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
majority please
You can't please everybody all the time, but you can please a majority. Chick Hearn
majority purpose shoulders
With drooping shoulders The majority sit hunched, their foreheads furrowed like Stony ground that has been repeatedly ploughed-up to no purpose. Bertolt Brecht
majority notebooks robert time
Was there ever a time when the majority was right? Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A Robert A. Heinlein
majority played round train year
Yeah, I played the majority of the year, but that's just like training. You train all year round anyway, so it's the same thing. Nykesha Sales
majority public railways tory
Like a majority of the population and a majority of even Tory voters, I want the railways back in public ownership. Jeremy Corbyn
majority obliged order particular searching shop vast writer
I don't have any particular rituals, I sometimes like to write in longhand when I'm searching for ideas but I do the vast majority by typing, I can't always keep up with my thoughts longhand. I'm not a coffee shop writer because I feel obliged to order more coffee and then I end up over-caffeinated. Erin Morgenstern
majority significant
The vast majority of those who are famous are not significant and the vast majority of those who are significant are not famous. Dennis Prager
majority
The majority is never right, unless it includes me. Ashleigh Brilliant
majority party since single
Since no single party will have a majority there will be a need for a very broad-based coalition. Zalmay Khalilzad
vote realizing thousand
Perhaps we'll realize that each of us has not one vote but ten thousand or a million. David R. Brower
vote trade
I don't trade my vote for money. Bob Packwood
vote republican democrat
I'm not a registered Republican or Democrat. I don't even vote. Eazy-E
voters needs taxpayers
We need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. Bill Nye
vote clinton
Millions of Americans have already convicted Mrs. Clinton on many, many things. They will never vote for her. Bill O'Reilly
vote checks castes
When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us? Chetan Bhagat
voters
The victor will be the one who gets the most voters out. Charles Rangel
vote republican clean
Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under. Bill Maher
vote debate scientist
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote. Bill Maher