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witty lying trying
Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
witty self rose
He grinned. “Busted. I’m a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless — and shockingly handsome — alter ego.” “And I’m on top of it,” she announced with witty triumph. “Is that a Freudian slip?” His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face. Becca Fitzpatrick
witty people world
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. Antoine Rivarol
witty disappointment party
I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all. Bill Bryson
witty zebras inspiration
A zebra does not change its spots. Al Gore
witty truth science
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be. Charles Pierce
witty humor mean
Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law. Ayn Rand
witty guilt accepting
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt.
witty humorous healing
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
humorous life normal opening side steven
Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly. Stan Heath
humorous money
That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly. Joanna Lumley
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous
Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous ifs-and hands
If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands Charles Kingsley
humorous kids boys
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. C. S. Lewis
humorous fools-day two
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren
humorous canada streets
I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Capone
jail roger
Roger is going to jail for this contract. I don't know what more they want him to do. J. C. Watts
jail tiny molecules
Every tiny molecule of Ash is in motion with my heat I am such a Lunatic that I am free even in Jail. Bhagat Singh
jail people sick
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense. Bill Hicks
jail life spend wish
He just did not wish to spend all his life in a jail in Colorado. He wanted better jail conditions.
jail represents results
I can tell you what the results will be if he represents himself. He will go to jail and starve. Geoffrey Fieger
jail practice remember seeing
It is probably the worst-run jail I can remember seeing in my 30 years of practice. It's not working. It's broken.
jail symbolism
He's going to jail for us and I think the symbolism is he's not doing this alone. E. O. Wilson
jail might rest
I was going to be in jail the rest of my life, so I might as well try something to get out.
jail judge problem security
He would have been a security problem for any jail he would have been at. The judge was cognizant of that. Albert Ellis