Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dennis Ritchie

The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.

Edsger Dijkstra

PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.

Dizzy Dean

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.

Chris Hill

Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space.

Jeff Foxworthy

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Jerome K. Jerome

Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.

Charlie Chaplin

Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.

Charlie Chaplin

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

Charles Dickens

There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets.

Chelsea Handler

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

Daniel Handler

Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.

Neal A. Maxwell

In Gospel grammar, death is not an exclamation point, merely a comma.

Jon Glaser

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

You can't have many exclamation points left,' thought Anne, 'but no doubt the supply of italics is inexhaustible.

Henry Miller

Keep your exclamation points under control!

J. D. Salinger

She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate observations.

Terry Pratchett

Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

Terry Pratchett

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

Isaac Marion

I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.

Gail Carriger

She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.

Emile M. Cioran

All great ideas should be followed by an exclamation mark - a warning signal similar to the skull and crossbones drawn on high-voltage transformers.