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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
hair female peculiar
Above all, one hideous figure grew as familiar as if it had been before the general gaze from the foundations of the world - the figure of the sharp female called La Guillotine. It was the popular theme for jests; it was the best cure for headache, it infallibly prevented hair from turning gray, it imparted a peculiar delicacy to the complexion, it was the National Razor which shaved close: who kissed La Guillotine looked through the little window and sneezed into the sack. Charles Dickens
hair doors hands
... when the locked door opens, and there comes in a young woman, deadly pale, and with long fair hair, who glides to the fire, and sits down in the chair we have left there, wringing her hands.
hair higher
The higher the hair, the closer to god. Chris Colfer
hair black looks
I have a lot of looks but right now I'm really into grunge. Messy hair, black heels. I get Michelle Pfeiffer with it. Chloe Grace Moretz
hair easier feels
The easier your hair is to manage the happier you'll be with it and the prettier you'll feel. Diane von Furstenberg
hair people looks
When I'm in the Switzerland backcountry and nobody around looks like me, people were like, 'Can I touch your hair?' Dhani Jones
hair long way
I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile. David Allan Coe
hair going-away hated
I always hated my hair, so now it's going away. Billy Joel
hair style attention
Human hair takes much more attention, as far as holding the style. You have to comb it, straighten it out, and wash and dry it. Beverly Johnson
facts may opinion
You may alter an opinion, but you cannot alter a # fact . Charles Spurgeon
facts fourth job safety tackled wait york zone
Wait just a minute. They didn't keep us out of the end zone. I was tackled in the end zone for a safety in the fourth quarter. Get your facts straight, or get a job working for the New York Times . Michael Bennett
facts embarrassing theft
[A] great embarrassing fact… haunts all attempts to represent the market as the highest form of human freedom: that historically, impersonal, commercial markets originate in theft. David Graeber
facts investigation mark
A 'fact' merely marks the point where we have agreed to let investigation cease. Bliss Carman
facts film more-money
Im very happy with the success of short films. In fact, for me, the short films make more money than the features. Bill Plympton
facts fantasy turns
Take it, and turn to facts my fantasies. Edmond Rostand
facts wells knows
Only the fact that we are unaware how well our nearest know us enables us to live with them. Edith Wharton
facts opinion sells
You can make up your own opinion, but you can't make up your own facts, go sell. Daymond John
facts determined
Truth in science is always determined from observational facts. David Douglass