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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
mass-extinction exception-to-the-rule survival
Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception. Carl Sagan
mass-destruction wmd goal
We should be hell bent on getting those weapons of mass destruction, hell bent on having a credible approach to them, but we should try to do it in a way which keeps the world together and that achieves our goal which is removing the... defanging Saddam.. Carl Levin
massive preparing relief
We are preparing for a massive relief operation, Ruud Lubbers
mass
You can't create a mass market if you don't have a common standard.
mass-destruction iraq long
The liberation of Iraq was part of a broader effort to seriously confront the greatest threat to world security: rogue states capable of obtaining long range weapons of mass destruction. Armstrong Williams
mass-destruction weapons destruction
Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere... Nope, no weapons over there... Maybe under here. George W. Bush
mass-destruction weapons destruction
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction. Dennis Kucinich
mass-destruction tyrants iraq
There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein's regime is a serious danger, that he is a tyrant, and that his pursuit of lethal weapons of mass destruction cannot be tolerated. He must be disarmed. Edward Kennedy
mass-destruction years iraq
We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction.