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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
mass mean oracle security
Oracle has not yet experienced a mass security exploit, but this does not mean that one will never occur.
massive star
Star Wars' is going to be a massive hit,
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Someone outed me when I was 20, and I thought, 'Well, that's out there now...' Nobody made a massive fuss because I wasn't very well known. Russell Tovey
mass
Remember, weapons of mass destruction don't mean missiles. Noam Chomsky
massive open stock
I think that would take the stock down a lot. It would open them up to massive follow-on litigation.
massive player quite rare short space wins within
It is, however, quite rare to have a player have two massive wins within such a short space of time.
massage start
I can keep playing, get a massage at the start of every set, Nikolay Davydenko
massively people plenty tyler
There are still plenty of movie people peddling black stereotypes. I guess Tyler Perry's probably the most massively successful. Paul Mooney
mass shatter
Our mass movement will shatter this communal, fascist and autocratic center. Lalu Prasad Yadav