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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
kids wells understood
Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it. Alanis Morissette
kids winning
You'll never win anything with kids Alan Hansen
kids scientist natural
Kids are natural scientists. Alan Alda
kids mind desperate
In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid. Al Purdy
kids gang-members wife
Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. Al Madrigal
kids enjoyed
I went to all the Love-Ins. I took my kids. I enjoyed myself. Al Lewis
kids sure various
We want the kids to do as well as they can. There are so many opportunities (for various activities), and that's good. But, how do we make sure it's not a distraction. Brad Lancaster
kids years add
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Chris Colfer
kids awkward special
My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special. Chris Colfer
please
He that can please nobody is not so much to be pitied as he that nobody can please. Charles Caleb Colton
pleased
We are pleased with the turnout. We have some legislators, but we'd like to have some more. Barney Bishop
pleased progress remains
We are pleased with the progress we are making but there remains much to do. Stuart Rose
pleased ruling
We are pleased with the jury's ruling in this important case. Tasia Scolinos
pleased
We are pleased with the bank's first-quarter performance. Don Horner
pleased welcome
We are pleased to welcome Kareem back to the organization. Mitch Kupchak
pleased welcome
We are pleased to welcome Kareem back to the organisation. Mitch Kupchak
pleased step
We are pleased to see (Lansing) step up. Liz Boyd
pleased quarter report strong
We are pleased to report another strong quarter for SAP, Henning Kagermann
supposed
We were supposed to get it the first of December. Sam Reed
supposed
We wrestled very well. We weren't outstanding. We just wrestled like we're supposed to wrestle. Mike Radke
supposed
I'm supposed to be the guy who hates naturalism. Robert Wilson
supposed
She was able to make some shots. That's what she is supposed to do. E. Hicks
supposed watch
She's a player. You watch her play and you say, 'That's how the game's supposed to be played. Mike Landry
supposed
Hip-hop is supposed to help you elevate, or go higher. Common
supposed
I think of myself as someone with a kind of Tourette's. I cannot help saying the thing you're not supposed to say. Francine Prose
supposed
We did what we were supposed to do, but we are not where we are going to be. We are going to be better. Rich Jordan
supposed win
We did what we were supposed to do and now we've got to come back and try to win it. Pig Miller
tv-shows littles tvs
I am a little suspicious of industry paradigms. I feel like so many movies and TV shows feel so familiar because of over-reliance on these paradigms. Alan Ball
tvs devastated
I've been glued to the TV. I am absolutely devastated. Al Hirt
tv-shows television want
I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV. China Chow
tv-shows zombie different
I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows. Dave Franco
tv-shows names together
I definitely want to start my own production company at some point. I'm actually teaming up with Funny or Die to put together a TV show right now, that I can't really talk about because it's still in the very preliminary stages, but if it pans out this will be the first project under my production company, which I have yet to name. Dave Franco
tvs care ifs
I don't care if I ever work in TV again. Dave Chappelle
tv-shows people together
It's really cool to know that you've put something together that isn't for a particular audience. It's so often that a TV show can really only speak to one sect of the population, and this really is something that appeals to a worldwide fan base. People who are into the pursuit of knowledge. Their reaction has meant the world to us. David Krumholtz
tv-news personality stories
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. Dave Barry
tv-shows islands survivor
Here's my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob. Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat that day; if he can't, he doesn't. Dave Barry
watching
We're just watching the legislation. We're not lobbying it. We're not negotiating. Jan Jones
watching
We're just going to be watching and monitoring. John Huber
watching weight
Yeah, he's watching his weight all right. Watching it expand. James Farrior
watching
I am still watching you as well Mr. Whitey! Betha Aris
watching
I feel like I always have someone watching my back. Sandra Bullock
watching
He's a keeper. We'll be watching him for years. Alan Trammel
watching
there he is, I'm watching him, there he goes. Viggo Mortensen
watching women
I think there were a lot of women out there watching and voting, and there were a lot of men out there watching, but not voting. Stacy Keibler
watching
Man, watching Jerome all day long, he just is what he is. Willie Parker