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mom dad order
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD. #?@#$?!& MY MOM IS DATING HIM. TRAITOR! IF THEY GET MARRIED, U & MARCIE... COULD USE A LITTLE CONSOLATION HERE! DOES HE KNOW UR TEXTING ME? Vee asked. NO. THEY R INSIDE. I'M IN THE PARKING LOT ----COOPERSMITHS. THE PIMP. 2 GOOD 4 APPLEBEE'S, I SEE. I'M GOING 2 ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THIN ON THE MENU. IF ALL GOES WELL,HIM GOING TO THROW HANK'S DRINK IN HIS FACE 2. ~Nora & Vee Becca Fitzpatrick
mom moving civilization
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.
mom believe taken
I had to lull Mom and Hank into believing I was in the right frame of mind to be taken into public. If I exited my bedroom foaming at the mouth and dressed in black LOVE SUCKS tee, my plan would never get off the ground.
mom past emotional
Bout time," she huffed, but her voice sounded thick and emotional too."I was at the hospital all day yesterday, but they wouldn't let me see you. I bolted past security but they called code ninetynine and chased me down, they escorted me out in handcuffs. The way I see it, the only criminal here is your mom. No visitors? I'm your best friend, or did she not get the memo every year for the past eleven? Next time I'm over, I'm going to lay into that woman." ~Vee
mom home tired
My mom's coming home soon," I said. "We should go to your place." Patch ran a hand across the shadow of stubble along his jaw. "I have rules about who I take there." I was getting really tired of that answer. "If you showed me, you'd have to kill me?" I guessed, fighting the urge to feel irritated. "Once I'm inside, I can never leave?" Patch studied me a moment. Then he reached into his pocket, twisted a key off his key chain, and slipped it into the front pocket of my pajama top. "Once you've gone inside, you have to keep coming back.
mom gun feet
Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry.
mom saws my-mom
I've always liked ladies all my life. I guess it started with my mom. So every time I saw a pretty lady, I thought, she's pretty. B. B. King
mom father writing
I've thought many times, 'I can't write this,' but on my own little planet I found the courage to write it because it was true. I put aside fear of Father being angry with me. It's hard though; the world pales in comparison with the stature of a parent. In some small-consolation way, my parents feel I'm helping people by giving them something to identify with. They feel proud in a sort of reverse way. My mom's proud of the fact that lots of kids look up to me. Billy Corgan
mom stupid kids
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm. Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid. Bill Engvall
sometimes good-things crescendo
Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can.
sometimes crescendo hard
I wondered why life had to suck so hard sometimes.
sometimes t-shirt shirts
Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt. Big Sean
sometimes speak seems
God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when he catches us, as it were, off our guard. C. S. Lewis
sometimes expensive
The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations. Ashton Kutcher
sometimes
Sometimes you have to swallow the unswallowable Arsene Wenger
sometimes virtue
Obtuseness is sometimes a virtue. Antoine Rivarol
sometimes thongs betray
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you. Channing Tatum
sometimes presses
I'm not that great with press sometimes. Chris Evans
enough horsepower traction
There is never enough horsepower......just not enough traction. Carroll Shelby
enough members aggressive
The failure of the United Nations - My failure is maybe, in retrospective, that I was not enough aggressive with the members of the Security Council. Boutros Boutros-Ghali
enough left
There's not enough of me left over. Augusten Burroughs
enough dig-deep humans
There is not human being from whom we cannot learn something if we are interested enough to dig deep. Eleanor Roosevelt
enough-already savages missionary
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already. Edward Abbey
enough good-enough ready
There will be no new music until it's good enough and until I'm ready. Adele
enough something-better
It's not just enough to survive. We've got to make something better than what we've got. Alex Steffen
enough love-freedom
We didn't love freedom enough. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
enough-time enough
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. Louis C. K.