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mom dad order
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD. #?@#$?!& MY MOM IS DATING HIM. TRAITOR! IF THEY GET MARRIED, U & MARCIE... COULD USE A LITTLE CONSOLATION HERE! DOES HE KNOW UR TEXTING ME? Vee asked. NO. THEY R INSIDE. I'M IN THE PARKING LOT ----COOPERSMITHS. THE PIMP. 2 GOOD 4 APPLEBEE'S, I SEE. I'M GOING 2 ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THIN ON THE MENU. IF ALL GOES WELL,HIM GOING TO THROW HANK'S DRINK IN HIS FACE 2. ~Nora & Vee Becca Fitzpatrick
mom moving civilization
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom believe taken
I had to lull Mom and Hank into believing I was in the right frame of mind to be taken into public. If I exited my bedroom foaming at the mouth and dressed in black LOVE SUCKS tee, my plan would never get off the ground. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom past emotional
Bout time," she huffed, but her voice sounded thick and emotional too."I was at the hospital all day yesterday, but they wouldn't let me see you. I bolted past security but they called code ninetynine and chased me down, they escorted me out in handcuffs. The way I see it, the only criminal here is your mom. No visitors? I'm your best friend, or did she not get the memo every year for the past eleven? Next time I'm over, I'm going to lay into that woman." ~Vee Becca Fitzpatrick
mom home tired
My mom's coming home soon," I said. "We should go to your place." Patch ran a hand across the shadow of stubble along his jaw. "I have rules about who I take there." I was getting really tired of that answer. "If you showed me, you'd have to kill me?" I guessed, fighting the urge to feel irritated. "Once I'm inside, I can never leave?" Patch studied me a moment. Then he reached into his pocket, twisted a key off his key chain, and slipped it into the front pocket of my pajama top. "Once you've gone inside, you have to keep coming back. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom gun feet
Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom saws my-mom
I've always liked ladies all my life. I guess it started with my mom. So every time I saw a pretty lady, I thought, she's pretty. B. B. King
mom father writing
I've thought many times, 'I can't write this,' but on my own little planet I found the courage to write it because it was true. I put aside fear of Father being angry with me. It's hard though; the world pales in comparison with the stature of a parent. In some small-consolation way, my parents feel I'm helping people by giving them something to identify with. They feel proud in a sort of reverse way. My mom's proud of the fact that lots of kids look up to me. Billy Corgan
mom stupid kids
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm. Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid. Bill Engvall
homeland security
Regrettably, you need homeland security, and I think you are going to need it if not forever, for the foreseeable future, Arlen Specter
home message scottish year
Our message to the Scottish Diaspora this New Year should be to come home to Scotland. Kenny MacAskill
home spring
Spring is come home with her world-wandering feet./ And all the things are made young with young desires. Francis Thompson
home
Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. Judah Friedlander
homes
Some of those old homes made it through a lot of hurricanes, Mike Rogers
home praying
Someone from home will be praying for you, Bill Henderson
home senior special
That'd be the best. To do it at home on Senior Night, to do it with Dee. It would be a special night. James Augustine
home match
Our first home match is going to be difficult, and we know that better than anybody, Taylor Twellman
homes practice safety temporary
Residents of these temporary homes need to practice safety first at all times. Nick Russo
tired people guy
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos, Bill Cosby
tired space may
The old field of space, time, matter, and the senses is to be weeded, dug, and sown for a new crop. We may be tired of that old field: God is not. C. S. Lewis
tired sick people
You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me. Carrie Vaughn
tired thinking kind
I got kind of tired of playing, I think. But I think it will be part of my life again, maybe. Carrie Brownstein
tired
I was a little tired at the end, but I was motivated. Kobe Bryant
tired shoes bullshit
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. Bill Hicks
tired
I was really confident. At first, it was right on line. But I must have been more tired than I thought. I didn't give it enough leg. Sean Mallon
tired work
It disrupts everything. Work, babysitters, (we're) just tired of it. Kim Smith
tired words
If I wasn't tired and could get some words out of my mouth, I'd still say something then. Carlos Rogers