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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
shall
I shall always be proud of what I've done, regardless of what you journalists or anybody can say. Joyce Banda
shall
At the day of judgment we shall all meet again. George Whitefield
shall true
O Nanak, without the True Name, all this paraphernalia shall disappear. Granth Sahib
shall true
O Nanak, through the Guru's Teachings, you shall be saved, contemplating the True Name.
shall simply
Simply the thing I am shall make me live. William Shakespeare
shall
We have it all to do but are not out of contention. We shall keep going right to the end.
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We shall see, ... They want to end this. Kofi Annan
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I am a record executive and I shall be right there in your face with my records.
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If you will take her, you may take her, but if you go from aboard, you shall never come aboard again. William Kidd