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We shall see, ... They want to end this. Kofi Annan
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We have it all to do but are not out of contention. We shall keep going right to the end. Garfield Ewings
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I shall always be proud of what I've done, regardless of what you journalists or anybody can say. Joyce Banda
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At the day of judgment we shall all meet again. George Whitefield
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Simply the thing I am shall make me live. William Shakespeare
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I have always been, and shall continue to be, honest when it comes to bodyweight issues. Kate Winslet
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The geeks shall inherit the earth - I've always said that. Cindy Morgan
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I shall never ask any pilot to go on a mission that I won't go on. Eddie Rickenbacker
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No one shall expel us from the paradise that Cantor has created for us. David Hilbert