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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
smiles
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. Dan Castellaneta
smiles
There are so many smiles, ... It?s just like, ?Wow.? Jim Lucas
smiles
When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile.
smiles son
Our son was so happy. He was precious, he always had a smile.
smiles teams walking
Our commissioner has been walking around with a smile. How many other conferences have two teams still playing?
smiles
You only need to look around at the smiles on the guys' faces, Chris Paterson
smiles ticks
They always say, 'Smile!' and sometimes that just ticks me off. I'm not a smiley guy.
smiles steals thief
The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief William Shakespeare
smiles standing waiting
He always said she's just going to be standing there waiting for me. I have to smile. I think we all do.