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witty humorous idiot
What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle
witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
witty stars home
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais
witty should-have purses
Every woman should have a purse of her own. Susan B. Anthony
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
flutes holes danish
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Chevy Chase
flu foreign shot substance
Someone told me that they didn't want to take a flu shot because they didn't want to put a foreign substance in their body. What do they think they do at dinner every night? Michael Specter
flu manage pandemic profoundly threat unprepared
We are profoundly unprepared to manage a pandemic flu threat right now, Irwin Redlener
fluidity starting
We're starting to get some fluidity in our offense, Tom Browning
flu
It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same. Charles M. Schulz
flu compromise shots
A flu shot just compromises your immune system. Bill Maher
flu letters chains
Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends. Bob Garfield
fluent korea less north
Less than 10% of our analysts of North Korea are fluent in Korean. Newt Gingrich
flu lindsay
She was outstanding. Lindsay had the flu and it was questionable that she would even play. Jason Streets
has-beens
Everything about my politics has been about the future David Miliband
has-beens ifs know-how
We know how God would act if he were in our place - he has been in our place. Aiden Wilson Tozer
has-beens
Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been. Kurt Vonnegut
has-beens
What has been is no more. Change has come. Dean Koontz
has-beens happened could-have-been
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me. Ashleigh Brilliant
has-beens denied
Freedom must be demanded and defended, by those who have been denied it and by those who are already free Aung San Suu Kyi
has-beens
Any more would have been less. Artie Shaw
has-beens
Everyone I've worked with has been good. You learn from the good, what's good, and you learn from the bad what not to do. Ben Vereen
has-beens
Damen's The One. Always has been. Always will be. Carl Jung