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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
divorce wife worry
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'. David Ginola
divorce son my-son
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! David Gray
divorce should be-prepared
You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth. Dave Barry
divorce reason
I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. Catherine Deneuve
divorce games definitions
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant
divorce panic calm
After my divorce, painting took me out of panic mode and into a serene, calm place. I could absolutely lose myself. Jane Seymour
divorce people world
Anybody that's been through a divorce, and I hope it's something people never have to experience, it's the worse thing in the world. Cheryl Cole
divorce california adultery
The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage. Cher
divorce arguing life-is
My faith is a wounded faith, but my life is not without faith. I didn't divorce God, but I'm quarrelling and arguing and questioning, it's a wounded faith. Elie Wiesel
satan draws
When we resist God, we draw near to Satan. Beth Moore
satan
Oh Satan you're a wily one. Craig Ferguson
satan
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Bill Hicks
satan
Will do Satan's work for food. David Rice
satan creator
God is the Creator; Satan is the counterfeiter. Edwin Louis Cole
satan towards
There are in every man, at every hour, two simultaneous postulations, one towards God, the other towards Satan Charles Baudelaire
satanism my-time
There are many who would take my time. I shun them. Anton LaVey
satanic cherish satanism
There are many who would like my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them. There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.
satanic break conventions
I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.