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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
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A day without laughter is a day wasted.
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funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
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A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
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I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
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Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
kitchen thieves robin-hood
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Alan Rickman
kitchen peanut-butter lists
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry
kitchen cleaning problem
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary
kitchen fats
A fat kitchin, a lean Will. Benjamin Franklin
kitchen want sushi
I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF. Bret Easton Ellis
kitchen computer microwaves
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven Charles Petzold
kitchen add novel
The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink. Then add the kitchen sink. Edward Abbey
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Several volunteers have been preparing for the evacuees since Thursday. The industrial-sized kitchen is stocked and (the evacuees) got a big meal last night upon arriving. Brad Moore
kitchen minutes time work
Set the kitchen timer for 10 minutes and tell them it is your time (to work out). Mary Newell
france sells
In France, you can sell a lot, but nobody outside of France ever hears of it. Alan Parsons
france england world
An arrant traitor as any is in the universal world, or in France, or in England. William Shakespeare
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I like France quite a lot, and I like Italy. Bonnie Wright
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One reason why so little is known about the German resistance is because it was never a united movement in the way that it was in France or Poland. It was simply too dangerous. Kate Forsyth
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France would prefer a multi polar world where U.S. power is slightly restrained,
france partner wants
France wants to be a partner in the development of Saudi Arabia.
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France Telecom has to reassure the markets that it didn't overpay for Orange and show investors it is serious about reducing its debt.
france painful pakistan standing
France is standing by Pakistan in this painful trial, Jacques Chirac
france heard inside pushing speed ties union
France is pushing heard inside the Union to speed up ties with Morocco. Christine Lagarde