Famous Quotes & Sayings

Larry David

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Susan Stroman

Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway.

Billy Corgan

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

Bill Shankly

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

Bill Engvall

He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

Bill Engvall

My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"

Bill Engvall

No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.

Bill Engvall

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Xavier Chambon

People have cravings for literature just as they do for bars of chocolate, fizzy drinks or all the other things you can now buy from machines. These vendors mean it's as if our stores were open 24 hours a day.

Justin Ellis

People know you have a lot of young people with money going to all the bars and restaurants in this area, and it seems like a prime target sometimes.

John Entwistle

Our problem is that we play in a bunch of big bars and a whole lot of the younger people can't get into them and it is really frustrating.

Julie Chapman

Our team score on bars was 35.50, which was astounding. It got us back in the mix after we started on beam and had a tough time.

Lori Enright

Our floor was really good and our vault was good. Our bars and our beam struggled.

Leslie Betts

Our biggest competitor is Sam's, and the only way that we stay in business is by offering more of a selection than Sam's. They offer the top 10 candy bars and maybe the top 10 bulk items.

Gail Maundrell

Our bars were strong as a team. Our floor cranked. They showed what they can do. They looked like they were having fun. That smile is worth five-tenths, you know.

Greg Dulli

Rock 'n' roll doesn't always pay the bills, and I've been interested in bars - obviously - for a long time,

Phil Rist

Restaurants and bars will benefit greatly from this group's increased spending power.

Andy Lynch

Some of these stocks may not be in glamorous businesses, but right now you've got to have them.

Joel Edgerton

I think the life of an actor is glamorous to other people, but then the reality sets in: you don't know where you will be next year or how long you'll be there for.

Tina Brown

Celebrity these days is completely for sale; it's not remotely mysterious. But there's something that remains glamorous and mysterious about royalty.

Kristin Cast

I am expected to be glamorous and untouchable. Like success would make me spoiled and entitled. However, I am just a normal dog-owning, horse-riding, meat-eating Oklahoman.

Gloria Gaither

God's will for your life is God's will for today, and it doesn't get any more glamorous than that.

Dree Hemingway

Whether in light touches or for a more glamorous look, I never go out without make-up - even if it's only a lick of mascara. And I always wear perfume, a light or more intense version.

Lesley Nicol

I get invited to a lot more glamorous parties since I've been in 'Downton Abbey,' which has made me much more fashion conscious.

Sharon Stone

I loved the movies and I wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. I thought she was so glamorous and everyone seemed to love her. I wanted to be like that and I told everyone I would be the next Marilyn Monroe.

Aisha Tyler

I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.