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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
politics revolutionary economy
I'm not at all embarrassed to be a revolutionary. Charles de Gaulle
politics
It's not about division. It's not about politics. My concern is how do we come together? LeVar Burton
politics development ownership
Ownership is a sine qua non of sustainable development. James Wolfensohn
politics want way
So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK? James Woods
politics fervent
Liberals have always been the most fervent Imperialists. Alan Bradley
politics replaced
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. Martin L. Gross
politics want nato
How can we be isolating ourselves when it's 16 to 3 in NATO for what we want to do? Brit Hume
politics
It's not unilateral when it's 16 to 3! Can't you count?
politics heroines palin
[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine. Camille Paglia
today garbage ordinary
Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. Carl Bernstein
today dishes britain
Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala. Aasif Mandvi
today problem killing
Simply killing everyone who is already a terrorist today won't solve the problem. Brent Scowcroft
today language sometimes
Sometimes the archaism of the language when it's spoken is why we are all in love with the Irish today. Diane Wakoski
today states form
States created markets. Markets require states. Neither could continue without the other, at least, in anything like the forms we would recognize today. David Graeber
today
Place only your kindest thoughts on everything you experience today. Meet yourself. Byron Katie
today
We are here today because we want to be responsible stewards of the surplus, Olympia Snowe
today facts roles
Today Charles Darwin is best known for establishing the fact of evolution and for recognizing the major role of natural selection in driving it. Jared Diamond
today lasts next
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem. Alan Perlis