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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
farewell heart mind
And mind, with my heart in't; and now farewell Till half an hour hence. William Shakespeare
farewell hello
Farewell, hello, farewell, hello. Kurt Vonnegut
farewell adventure men
When once a man is launched on such an adventure as this, he must bid farewell to hopes and fears, otherwise death or deliverance will both come too late to save his honor and his reason. Ho, my beauties! C. S. Lewis
farewell night perfect
It was a perfect night for a train. The occasional whistle told Louis of all the farewells he had ever known. Charles Tennyson Turner
farewell humorous gone
He's gone, and forgot nothing but to say farewell to his creditors Benjamin Franklin
farewell thinking brain
And so while the great ones depart to their dinner, the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner, racking his brain to record and report what he thinks that they think that they ought to have thought. Arthur Bryant
farewell greatness long
Farewell! a long farewell to all my greatness!
farewell good-luck luck
Farewell, good Salisbury, and good luck go with thee!
farewell frost killing
The third day comes a frost, a killing frost.
one-day london shoulders
I'm always afraid someone's going to tap me on the shoulder one day and say, 'Back to North London'. Alan Parker
one-day seven-days worship
If you will not worship God seven days a week, you do not worship Him one day a week. Aiden Wilson Tozer
one-day warfare call-of-duty
I beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in one day. Chloe Grace Moretz
one-day chloe want
I'll date one day if I find someone that I want to let into my life enough.
one-day shows
Dead things show you what you’ll be too one day. David Mitchell
one-day age want
Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way. David Niven
one-day appearance noticing
In my experience, we don't make thoughts appear, they just appear. One day, I noticed that their appearance just wasn't personal. Noticing that really makes it simpler to inquire. Byron Katie
one-day barcelona firsts
If one day I have to leave Barcelona, probably the first thing I will look into is Arsenal Cesc Fabregas
one-day want horseback
I do want to direct a movie from horseback one day. Cary Fukunaga