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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
white people black
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas. Carlos Mencia
white
We have to get these to the White House. Dino Brugioni
white-hair color punk
I hated myself totally white. So now I cheat. It's my white hair, and I put color there. My grandson says I'm punk. Agnes Varda
white world england
No money in the world can buy a white England shirt. Alan Shearer
white people house
Increasingly, I wonder if there are any outrages that would be sufficiently ominous in their effects upon liberty and unequivocal in their moral perversity to awaken the American people to the tyrannical spirit that envelopes the Clinton White House. Alan Keyes
white numbers house
Under President Barack Obama, the Congressional Hispanic Caucus has been invited into the White House and given a seat at the table. Hispanics are serving in unprecedented numbers at the highest levels of this administration, including in the Cabinet. Charlie Gonzalez
white differences black
You know how we'd get along better? If everybody'd just remember how we're all related. White, black, Asian, skin. No difference. All the bloodlines go back to that one old mama in Africa. Charles de Lint
white tears haunting
The meagre lighthouse all in white, haunting the seaboard, as if it were the ghost of an edifice that had once had colour and rotundity, dripped melancholy tears after its late buffeting by the waves. Charles Dickens
white forever hip-hop
There was no match for Barry White. His music is just going to live forever. It's not limited to disco or soul or hip-hop or anything. Don Cornelius
zimbabwe government giving
Well, no one gives aid to Zimbabwe through the Mugabe government. Bill Gates
zimbabwe government arguing
If the situation in Zimbabwe continues to deteriorate, Britain will argue for Zimbabwe's suspension from the Commonwealth at the Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting in March. Jack Straw
zimbabwe might matter
The cumulative effects of the economic and financial sanctions might well bring the rebellion to an end within a matter of weeks rather than months. Harold Wilson
zimbabwe people support
I strongly support European sanctions against Mugabe and his ruling clique. We must do all in our power to help the people of Zimbabwe achieve their freedom and prosperity once again. Peter Hain
zimbabwe world ends
Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case. Helen Clark
zimbabwe australia england
I was born in Norwich in 1946, and educated in England, Zimbabwe, and Australia, before my family settled in North Wales. Philip Pullman
zimbabwe england blair
So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe. Robert Mugabe
zimbabwe europe mind
We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans. Robert Mugabe