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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
decision definitely expect
We have to go with the decision that's been made and they're going to give him a shot. I definitely want to get back out there and do what they expect me to do. Paul Thompson
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We have no intention of taking any measures that would harm the population of Belarus if a decision is taken to undertake further restrictive measures. Those measures would be targeted on those who are deemed to be responsible for elections which have been judged not to be free and fair. Emma Udwin
decisions staff together
We have some decisions to make, and we need to get the staff together and talk. Bruce Bochy
decisions few holes meetings scheduling walking
We have some big decisions walking into our scheduling meetings with as few holes as we have. Dawn Ostroff
decisions
We have some big decisions on our plate. Henry Leger
decisions four last poor
When you're up by four in overtime, you should win. But in that last minute, we made some very poor decisions with the ball. Jeff Beeman
decision letter members subtle threats
We want our members to be able to make a decision without being intimidated. Nothing in the letter (from Bass) is illegal, but there are subtle threats in there. Bob Woods
decisions education fewer knows level local people solutions
We want fewer 'Washington knows best' solutions and more people at the local level making education decisions for America's children, Spencer Abraham
decision world citizens
Decisions are made by those who show up. Don't ever forget that you're a citizen of this world. Aaron Sorkin
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Thus, cases of injustice, and oppression, and tyranny, and the most extravagant bigotry, are in constant occurrence among us every day. It is the custom to trumpet forth much wonder and astonishment at the chief actors therein setting at defiance so completely the opinion of the world; but there is no greater fallacy; it is precisely because they do consult the opinion of their own little world that such things take place at all, and strike the great world dumb with amazement. Charles Dickens
dumb dumb-questions underestimate
Never underestimate a dumb question. Brandon Boyd
dumb lust mind
It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. Charlaine Harris
dumb question
The only dumb question is the one you don't ask. Phil Bass
dumb canada geography
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. Britney Spears
dumb important needs
We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers. Ashwin Sanghi
dumb proposal work
This proposal is to dumb down the work force. Eric Thompson
dumb acquisition credit
The beauty of a financial institution is that there are a lot of ways to go to hell in a bucket. You can push credit too far, do a dumb acquisition, leverage yourself excessively - it's not just derivatives [that can bring about your downfall]. Charlie Munger
dumb speak blind
The music speaks to you every day, but you are too deaf, dumb, and blind to even listen to the music. You are too deaf, dumb, and blind to stop what you are doing. Charles Manson