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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
graves made lows
I would that I were low laid in my grave. I am not worth this coil that's made for me. William Shakespeare
graves lost distress
The graves of those we have loved and lost distress and console as. Houssaye Houssaye
gravestone epitaph please
Epitaphs for a gravestone: 'Please: no hooliganism'; or 'Es prohibe se hace agua aqui'; or 'No comment'. Edward Abbey
graveyard ifs
If you live in a graveyard, you can't weep for everyone. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
grave men national threat
On Monday, if this (bill) is not passed, these men will be released. I think that would be a grave threat to national security.
graves ifs
If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave. D. J. MacHale
graves mass people protect thousands
He killed people to protect them, ... He put hundreds of thousands of people in mass graves to protect Iraq. Jalal Talabani
grave peace seriously
It is a grave setback to the peace process. Restarting (the peace process) will be seriously undermined.
grave itself met people today
Today is like a reunion, ... I've met a lot of people at the grave itself through the years. Donald Davis
life strong truth
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth.
life saying-goodbye expectations
Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.
life autism world
This is a world of action, and not moping and droning in.
life moral existence
Let us be moral. Let us contemplate existence.
life littles
Do all the good you can and make as little fuss about it as possible.
life people astonishing
It is astonishing how much more people are interested in lengthening life than improving it.
life soul prison
Life is the jailer of the soul in this filthy prison, and its only deliverer is death.
life happiness dark
Much too oft we make life gloomy-- When happy we might be, If we gathered more of sunshine, And not dark shadows see.
life distance journey
Evils in the journey of life are like the hills which alarm travelers upon their road; they both appear great at a distance, but when we approach them we find that they are far less insurmountable than we had conceived.
occurred truth
But the real truth is that it never occurred to me, Maggie Gallagher
occurred serious
Had this occurred in mid-June to mid-August, it would be much more serious than it is now. Patrick Michaels
occurred written
I do have a sister. I have never written much about sisters before. I am very close to my sister, but, maybe, because we are very close, it never occurred to me to write about her. Amy Bloom
occurred people
I never really liked my short hair; it never occurred to me that people would want it. Dorothy Hamill
occurred past
Our investigations showed that while in past years there were questionable things that occurred ... this is not wide-spread,
occurred time
Over time, it's occurred to me that my protagonists all originate in some aspect of myself that I find myself questioning or feeling uncomfortable about. Julia Glass
occurred percent reduction slight
There were 39 fatalities in 2005, which was a slight reduction from the 41 fatalities that occurred in 2004 and a 40 percent reduction from 1998's 65 fatalities.
occurred possible
It's possible that not all of the homicides occurred in Aurora's jurisdiction.
occurred
It probably occurred a while ago. I don't think it has had a big impact.