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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
graves made lows
I would that I were low laid in my grave. I am not worth this coil that's made for me. William Shakespeare
grave highest house levels question situation understood white
There is no question in my mind, that at the highest levels of the White House they understood how grave the situation was. Michael Brown
gravestone epitaph please
Epitaphs for a gravestone: 'Please: no hooliganism'; or 'Es prohibe se hace agua aqui'; or 'No comment'. Edward Abbey
graves lost distress
The graves of those we have loved and lost distress and console as. Houssaye Houssaye
grave men national threat
On Monday, if this (bill) is not passed, these men will be released. I think that would be a grave threat to national security. Sir Blair
grave happened hurricane money spend
If this hurricane had not happened we would not have had to spend money to do this work. But now, without their participation, we would be in grave danger. Sarah Newton
graves life marked
Every man's road in life is marked by the graves of his personal liking. Alexander Smith
grave living pass recipes somebody
Why should I take the recipes to the grave if you can tell somebody that can make a living by it? Just pass it on. Walter Bruchholz
grave kids laughing
He'd probably be laughing in his grave about what the kids are doing here. Dave Otto
life stories life-is
The recounting of a life is a cheat...even our own stories are obscenely distorted... Carol Shields
life beautiful struggle
Writing is a struggle against silence. Carlos Fuentes
life strong truthful
What is a truthful life? A life lived with deliberateness, a good, strong life. Carlos Castaneda
life people important
I'm never angry at anybody! No human being can do anything important enough for that. You get angry at people when you feel that their acts are important. I don't feel that way any longer. Carlos Castaneda
life years bridges
Burn your bridges every 2 years. Carlos Castaneda
life order dies
One ,must have something to die for in order to have something to live for Carlos Castaneda
life responsibility desert
For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to convince you that you must assume responsibility for being here, in this marvelous world, in this marvelous desert, in this marvelous time. I want to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it. Carlos Castaneda
life player games
Bridge-players tell me that there must be some money on the game 'or else people won't take it seriously'. Apparently it's like that. Your bid - for God or no God, for a good God or the Cosmic Sadist, for eternal life or nonentity - will not be serious if nothing much is staked on it. And you will never discover how serious it was until the stakes are raised horribly high, until you find that you are playing not for counters or for sixpences but for every penny you have in the world. C. S. Lewis
life faith creativity
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. The moment you know how, you begin to die a little. The artist never entirely knows. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. Agnes de Mille
occurred truth
But the real truth is that it never occurred to me, Maggie Gallagher
occurred written
I do have a sister. I have never written much about sisters before. I am very close to my sister, but, maybe, because we are very close, it never occurred to me to write about her. Amy Bloom
occurred people
I never really liked my short hair; it never occurred to me that people would want it. Dorothy Hamill
occurred serious
Had this occurred in mid-June to mid-August, it would be much more serious than it is now. Patrick Michaels
occurred past
Our investigations showed that while in past years there were questionable things that occurred ... this is not wide-spread, Jennifer Robinson
occurred time
Over time, it's occurred to me that my protagonists all originate in some aspect of myself that I find myself questioning or feeling uncomfortable about. Julia Glass
occurred somebody
It never occurred to me that this was a trick. In this industry, you take somebody at their word. Andrew Stuart
occurred
It probably occurred a while ago. I don't think it has had a big impact. Matthew Alexy
occurred unclear whether
It is unclear whether the mutation occurred in the person or whether it occurred in the chicken. Dr. Fauci