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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
missing quality stories
The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness and quality, for accuracy and context. Carl Bernstein
missing-you stars today
You know what shows today are missing? Stars. Aaron Spelling
missing television division
I'll tell you what I miss most. What I would love to do, more than anything, is just anthologies. With an anthology you can tell any story and be in every division of television. We don't have any anthologies anymore, do we?
missing poison dread
Dread remorse when you are tempted to err, Miss Eyre; remorse is the poison of life. Charlotte Bronte
missing bigs plenty
I've had plenty of big hits and plenty of big misses. Bret Michaels
missing life-is failing
The only thing missing from your life is what you're failing to bring to it. Brent Smith
missing family-and-friends new-zealand
I definitely miss New Zealand. Mainly friends and family. Bret McKenzie
missing-someone house coats
...it’s not just the person who fills a house, it’s their I’ll be back later!s, their toothbrushes and unused hats and coats, their belongingnesses. David Mitchell
missing needed signs timely
We did get some timely hits. We hadn't been getting those when we needed them. We're still missing some signs and things. Joe Lee
lasts becoming finals
By its very nature, the novel indicates that we are becoming. There is no final solution. There is no last word. Carlos Fuentes
lasts made
Here at last is the thing I was made for. C. S. Lewis
lasts wonder poor
Ah, poor Pole. It's been to much for her, this last bit. Turned her head, I shouldn't wonder. She's beginning to see things.
lasts awful abba
Abba's last tour was a success but awful for me. Agnetha Faltskog
lasts next filmmaker
It's always been my formula to get the next picture set up before anyone's seen the last one. Alan Rudolph
lasts remember there-is-hope
Remember, to the last, that while there is life there is hope. Charles Dickens
lasts fool firsts
Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool. Charles Simmons
lasts lists statistics
Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do & do the last thing on the list. Brian Eno
lasts needs dieting
Don't talk about your diet. It's just boring, and the last thing you need when dieting is to be considered boring. Diane von Furstenberg