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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
breasts certain women
I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated. Sharon Stone
breasts kids legs lips
My legs are nice, my lips are shapely, and my breasts are pretty. They popped up when I was 11 and they weren't small then. I was teased, but now those kids wish they had what I have! Queen Latifah
breasts chicken couple dinner drink eat egg fresh fuel protein rice shakes steak
I like to eat Wheaties Fuel for breakfast with fresh fruit and egg whites. For lunch, I like to eat my wife's 'homerun chicken,' which is chicken, rice and vegetables, and for dinner I eat grilled steak or a couple of chicken breasts with rice and vegetables. During the day, I drink OhYeah! protein shakes as a snack. Albert Pujols
breasts chicken fight nights pasta
Two nights ago he had two chicken breasts and pasta for dinner. Two chicken breasts and pasta he hasn't been able to do that before a fight for years. Pat Lynch
breasts chicken eat fitness freak morning oatmeal spinach
I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes. Jake Shears
breasts cutting eating hearts help people
are cutting the breasts of women. They're cutting the hearts out of people and eating them on camera, Mr. President. You must help Liberia now. J. Taylor
breasts
My breasts have a life of their own. Jennifer Lawrence
breasts eating pulling
It was like pulling it out of her because her breasts had started to erode at the time, started eating away.
breasts created god intended large
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers Tracey Ullman