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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
nba mercy rough
I learned very quickly that the NBA is a very rough place, physically and mentally. There's no mercy. Chris Bosh
nba-championships games play
I want to go get a stop on defense so James can do it again. It was a big spurt for him. That made then get out of their game plan and play him closer. But when he does that, we want to make sure we capitalize and get timely stops. And that's what got us right back in the game. Chris Bosh
nba doe making-money
Can't say no one makes money from Twitter now. The NBA does. Mark Cuban
nba talking boston-celtics
I really don't like talking about diets. Bess Myerson
nba want looks
We're a walking billboard... You want to look good to everyone who is watching. Chandler Parsons
nba people bills
Where else but the NBA could people like Bill Russell, Spencer Haywood, Ricky Barry, Dennis Rodman, and Allen Iverson come in and be allowed to be who they are? Bill Walton
nba
When I was younger, I just thought about playing in the NBA. Derrick Rose
nba next night phoenix puts resting road run team teams utah waiting
With the NBA scheduling, a lot of times it puts the onus on teams traveling. You play Utah one night and a team like Phoenix is resting and waiting for you the next night. That's tough. So you run into some circumstances like that more, it seems, on the road than you do at home. Danny Ainge
nba-championships lasts jordan
If that's the last image of Michael Jordan...how magnificent is it!? Bob Costas
necks
Who was blowing on the nape of my neck. David Mitchell
necks paralyzed
Better to be paralyzed from the neck down than the neck up Charles Krauthammer
necks throat
After all, it is not where one washes one's neck that counts but where one moistens one's throat. Djuna Barnes
necks praise critics
Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. Eli Wallach
necks break holes
A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. Austin O'Malley
necks stones possession
Each possession I own is but a stone around my neck. Albert Einstein
necks legs i-can
I can wrap my legs around my neck. Janice Dickinson
necks nails satan
On the back of Satan's neck is a nail scarred footprint. C. S. Lewis
necks classic broke
I broke my neck, it's a classic neck break from chin to chest. If I had been alone, I would probably be dead. Brooke Burns