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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
pregnancy female realizing
In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly. Al Roker
pregnancy camels riding
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid Dave Barry
pregnancy animal technology
We really kind of pioneered a technology here at Fossil Rim where we use ultrasound on both our white rhinos and black rhinos and we can even document pregnancy in animals at about 30 days. Bruce Williams
pregnancy parent musician
Our parents were musicians. Caroline Corr
pregnancy character sexuality
Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of woman's sexuality. Camille Paglia
pregnancy duress force
But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn’t spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy. The stakes are far, far too high. I can’t agree with a society that would force me to bet on how much I could love under duress. Caitlin Moran
pregnancy thinking water
I don't really have any different cravings from the ones that I had before. I've always liked food that is not good for you, and I still do. But I think I've been really good with eating healthy. I think probably the biggest thing is french fries, but that's nothing new. Right now, I'm trying to force myself to drink water with lemon. Bo-ring. Beyonce Knowles
pregnancy sacrifice thinking
Yes, I will probably be that way. I am sure I will. I think that it shouldn't stop you. I think of course my life is going to change, and I definitely will make sacrifices, but you know, I think I will be able to bring hopefully my little rider with me.
pregnancy ethics morality
The rules of morality are not the conclusion of our reason. David Hume
young-parents parent energy
I have less energy than I did when I was a younger parent, although I was never really a young parent. Elizabeth Edwards
young-parents people loses
People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them. Aharon Appelfeld