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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
dope doors cracks
I pissed away over ten million dollars On dope and crack I passed away deader than a door knob But now I'm back Al Jourgensen
dope causes life-is
Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t Dave Chappelle
dope thinking people
I think it's so dope that I'm here in Chicago and contributing to the music scene that's thriving. People are so happy Chicago's shining that everyone is willing to say 'I represent Chicago.' That wasn't always the case. Chance The Rapper
dope light people
I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to the band, you know. I was great, it relieved all my tensions. And I ended up with the greatest supply of grass ever. Other acts up and down the Strip heard about what I was doing - Little Anthony and the Imperials, people like that - and started sending me the best dope in the world. I never ran out. Barbra Streisand
dope long people
All dope can do for you is kill you... the long hard way. And it can kill the people you love right along with you. Billie Holiday
dope play addiction
Dope never helped anybody sing better or play music better or do anything better. All dope can do for you is kill you - and kill you the long, slow, hard way.
dope government worry
But even the Four Horsemen of Kidporn, Dope Dealers, Mafia and Terrorists don't worry me as much as totalitarian governments. It's been a long century, and we've had enough of them. Bruce Sterling
dope men wife
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him. Art Buchwald
dope good life offer reminder wonderful
'Something Good' is a feel-good song. A reminder that you're dope and have something wonderful to offer life and yourself and the world. Estelle
cigarette-smoke fire smoking
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams
cigarette-smoke smoking one-day
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill
cigarette-smoke smoking used
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. Gro Harlem Brundtland
cigarette-smoke smoking our-society
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society. C. Everett Koop
cigarette-smoke fishing fire
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other." Horace Greeley
cigarette-smoke smoking might
I don't operate on smokers. I tell cigarette smokers that I can operate on you, I get paid the same. And you might even do well. But it's the wrong thing to do. So I refuse to operate on you until you stop smoking. Mehmet Oz
cigarette-smoke perfect smoking
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? Oscar Wilde
cigarette-smoke smoking i-can
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. Mignon McLaughlin
cigarette-smoke smoking killing
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself. Russell Hoban