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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
motor-racing boss individual
As an individual, not as the boss of a company, I am very interested in motor racing. Carlos Ghosn
motor-racing littles limits
Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others. Ayrton Senna
motor-racing racing score
Money is how we keep the score in motor racing nowadays. Colin Chapman
motor-racing important world
I am very happy because motor racing is very important outside the states, very big all over the world. Emerson Fittipaldi
motor-racing safe opinion
Motor racing can never be totally safe and it never should be in my opinion. Murray Walker
motor-racing nascar-racing drug
Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. Hunter S. Thompson
motor-racing car matter
What's behind you doesn't matter. Enzo Ferrari
motor-racing nephew firsts
I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master English. Thank goodness he now speaks it. Juan Manuel Fangio
motor-racing big-families bigs
Motor racing is like one big family, ultimately, and when you come back to it, that's really what it feels like. Mario Andretti
twelve felt
She didn't like being twelve. It felt like someplace between who she'd been and who she was about to be. It felt like no place at all. Alice Hoffman
twelve doe answers
Would the Lord send one of the Twelve Apostles halfway around the world to help just one person? The answer is YES. He does it all the time. David A. Bednar
twelve dollars birth
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman
twelve defense gross
So-called defense now absorbs sixty per cent of the national budget, and about twelve per cent of the Gross National Product. George Wald
twelve
Twelve and five. That's a big difference. You can say what you want about us, but we can play. Steve Smith
twelve sawyer toms
The Great Gatsby' [...] was my 'Tom Sawyer' when I was twelve [....] J. D. Salinger
twelve rest-of-your-life findings
Suppose there aren't any more A + days once you get to be twelve? Wouldn't that be something! To spend the rest of your life looking for an A + day and not finding it. Judy Blume
twelve cracks ems
So are you an inmate or a rubbernecker?" she asks. "Rubbernecker," I answer without hesitation. "You?" "I'm a screw. Or on staff, anyway. Used to be an inmate. Repeat offender. Crimes against my body. Puking sickness followed by heroin, which led to more puking sickness." I'd be surprised at her forthrightness, but that's addicts for you. The twelve steps crack 'em open and then they can't shut up. Lauren Beukes
twelve genius
I began to be a woman at twelve, or more properly, a genius. Mary MacLane