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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
motor-racing littles limits
Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others. Ayrton Senna
motor-racing racing score
Money is how we keep the score in motor racing nowadays. Colin Chapman
motor-racing boss individual
As an individual, not as the boss of a company, I am very interested in motor racing. Carlos Ghosn
motor-racing car matter
What's behind you doesn't matter. Enzo Ferrari
motor-racing safe opinion
Motor racing can never be totally safe and it never should be in my opinion. Murray Walker
motor-racing nascar-racing drug
Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. Hunter S. Thompson
motor-racing big-families bigs
Motor racing is like one big family, ultimately, and when you come back to it, that's really what it feels like. Mario Andretti
motor-racing important world
I am very happy because motor racing is very important outside the states, very big all over the world. Emerson Fittipaldi
motor-racing nephew firsts
I told my nephew that if he wanted to get on in motor racing, the first thing he should do was master English. Thank goodness he now speaks it. Juan Manuel Fangio
racing realize train
I think they realize now what racing is all about. They need to train how they were racing today... and I think they get that now.
racing return somewhere
I don't know when and where, but he will return to racing somewhere this year.
racing student
He's a student of racing. And there's no place better to be a student of racing than Hickory.
racing driving make-me-happy
Pure driving, pure racing, that´s what makes me happy.
racing gaps drivers
If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver.
racing levels clients
A racing tipster who only reached Hitler's level of accuracy would not do well for his clients. A. J. P. Taylor
racing reason technical
The reason we are racing is for technical things.
racing add simplify
Simplify and add lightness
racing way racehorses
Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing. Clement Freud