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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hardly knew nobody pronounce
I knew I didn't have the right name for a singer. Having a name that nobody could pronounce was hardly an asset. Scott McKenzie
hardly mechanism mirror previous true
Therefore, the previous mechanism can hardly mirror the true situation. Wang Yuanhong
hardly initially internet planet scared workplace
Many organizations were initially scared of the Internet and email. Now there's hardly a workplace on the planet that doesn't have an Internet connection. Michael Jackson
hardly people twitter
People worry about Twitter. Twitter is banal. It's 140-character messages. By definition, you can hardly say anything profound. On the other hand, we communicate. And, sometimes, we communicate about things that are important. James Gleick
hardly terrible
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers
hardly knees looked wished
I hardly looked at his face. His knees were what I wished to see. Arthur Conan
hardly invented knew needed political
I hardly knew the man's name, ... He really invented me. He needed me for his political purposes, so I'm a figment of his imagination. George Soros
hardly miss
I hardly ever go there anymore. I don't miss it. Martha Stewart
hardly known reason
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was able to reason Stephen Hawking
interesting information cost
The most interesting information I can have about a competitor is the cost. Carlos Ghosn
interested plays son
We have a son that plays for one of the schools. I'm very interested in men's basketball. Charles Clarke
interest pursuing
We have no interest in pursuing it at this time. Paul Patton
interest start unless
We have no idea if there is an interest. But we won't know unless we ask. And we are going to start doing that on Monday. Rob Young
interesting cameras needs
I don't need interesting camera angles, I am interesting. Charlie Chaplin
interesting pieces surprise
Don't start brooding about that, too," she says. "Everybody's got a piece of stranger inside them. It's what lets us surprise ourselves and keeps things interesting." -Lupita Charles de Lint
interesting chinese thrive
I'm not Chinese. I thrive in interesting times. Charles de Lint
interest level meeting renewed revisit
We have renewed interest in bowling, so we are going to revisit it at our meeting and find out the level of interest. Douglas Chickering
interest rates sort term type
The problem with interest rates are that you are not modeling a single number, you are modeling a whole term structure, so it is a sort of different type of problem. John Hull
money pain believe
I believe only in money, not in love or tenderness. Love and tenderness meant only pain and suffering and defeat. I would not let it ruin me as it ruined others! I would speak only with money, hard money. Agnes Smedley
money luxury imagination
The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury. Charlie Chaplin
money world absolutes
There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you. Charles Dudley Warner
money war military
I predict you will sink step by step into a bottomless quagmire, however much you spend in men and money." (On Vietnam War) Charles de Gaulle
money giving grace
Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give. Charles Caleb Colton
money evil gains
To cure us of our immoderate love of gain, we should seriously consider how many goods there are that money will not purchase, and these the best; and how many evils there are that money will not remedy, and these the worst. Charles Caleb Colton
money greatest-wealth want
Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more. Charles Caleb Colton
money reality
The reality is, this is where the money is at. Maribel Lopez
money
There is definitely an addiction to money that I have. Conor McGregor
past people debt
The American people care about the fact that we have $17 trillion in debt and 10 percent of every tax dollar that's coming in is going to pay for past overspending. Carol Roth
past mexican black
[The Mexican revolution] was a break with the past to recover the past. We were trying to deny we had an Indian and a black and a Spanish past. The Mexican Revolution accepted all heritages. It allowed Mexico to be mestizo. Carlos Fuentes
past novelty variation
There is no creation without tradition; the 'new' is an inflection on a preceding form; novelty is always a variation on the past. Carlos Fuentes
past matter happened
Whatever happened in the past doesn't really matter anymore to us right now. Carl Crawford
past years meditation
To praise it would amount to praising myself. For the entire content of the work... coincides almost exactly with my own meditations which have occupied my mind for the past thirty or thirty-five years. Carl Friedrich Gauss
past frozen flow
The Future is, of all things, the thing least like eternity. It is the most temporal part of time--for the Past is frozen and no longer flows, and the Present is all lit up with eternal rays. C. S. Lewis
past disease littles
The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them. Agnes Repplier
past foolish subtle
The delusions of the past seem fond and foolish. The delusions of the present seem subtle and sane. Agnes Repplier
past racism voter-fraud
Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past. Aasif Mandvi
seventies
I loved the seventies. Diane von Furstenberg
seventies sufferers five
Seventy-five percent of MS sufferers are women Teri Garr
seventies
Get transported back to the seventies ! Tom Evans
seventies
The seventies is what I love. Soft, touchable beauty is what I love. Tom Ford
today garbage ordinary
Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. Carl Bernstein
today dishes britain
Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala. Aasif Mandvi
today problem killing
Simply killing everyone who is already a terrorist today won't solve the problem. Brent Scowcroft
today language sometimes
Sometimes the archaism of the language when it's spoken is why we are all in love with the Irish today. Diane Wakoski
today states form
States created markets. Markets require states. Neither could continue without the other, at least, in anything like the forms we would recognize today. David Graeber
today
Place only your kindest thoughts on everything you experience today. Meet yourself. Byron Katie
today
We are here today because we want to be responsible stewards of the surplus, Olympia Snowe
today facts roles
Today Charles Darwin is best known for establishing the fact of evolution and for recognizing the major role of natural selection in driving it. Jared Diamond
today lasts next
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem. Alan Perlis
unlikely persecution
Where religion is trivialized, one is unlikely to find persecution. Charles Krauthammer
unlikely traders hard
If you don't work very hard, it is extremely unlikely that you will be a good trader. Bruce Kovner
unlike
The orbs have probably sold better through catalogs because they can be categorized unlike at most stores. David Rose
unlike
Unlike that other convention, what you are witnessing is real. George H. W. Bush
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. Homer Simpson
unlike
Unlike his predecessors, Obama is not big on 'Masterpiece Theatre' nostalgia. Tina Brown
unlikely
For those two reasons, his candidacy is, if not doomed, unlikely too succeed. Ian Stewart
unlikely
It is unlikely that reform-minded politicians will have a lot to say in the new government. Andreas Rees
unlikely
I should think it is unlikely but you never know - never say never. Elaine Paige