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witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties. Dave Barry
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Dave Barry
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. Dave Barry
witty powerful reality
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. Dave Barry
witty sex teenage
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. Caroline Dhavernas
witty tongue wit
Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great
tables sandpaper method
Usability methods are like sandpapering a chair. If you are making a chair, the sandpaper can make it smoother. But no amount of sandpaper will turn a chair into a table. Alan Cooper
tables actors intuitive
I'm not one of those actors who sits around the table and intellectualizing anything, or discusses much of anything. Everything for me is intuitive and instinctive. Chris Bauer
tables uniforms t-shirt
My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs. Caio Fonseca
tables welcome dishes
A table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish. William Shakespeare
tables levels multiplication
Keep computations to the lowest level of the multiplication table. David Hilbert
tables-and-chairs comedian brain
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right? Denis Leary
tables dinner poor
Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. Diana Vreeland
tables parks taverns
I waited tables at Govnr's Park Tavern in Denver. Dana Perino
tables menus ifs
If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. Elizabeth Warren
bed good-company young
It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
beds desperate inmates
We're in desperate need of beds right now. We have more inmates than we've ever had -- it's an all-time high. Terry Thornton
bed easy habit
Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. Denis Waitley
bed energy
We have to go home, go to bed and come with some energy tomorrow. Joel Dieterich
beds catching fish throughout west
We were at the West End and catching them throughout the day. There were big fish on the beds everywhere. Chad Williams
bed figure guys help people quality team truest trying ways
We were a team tonight, in the truest sense of the word, because we have quality people in uniform. We don't have any ego-type players. These guys get out of bed every day trying to figure out ways to help this team. Steve Ridder
bed wake-up mood
Music is everything to me. I wake up and go to bed with it. I listen to all genres, depending on my mood. Chanel Iman
bed smarter
Go to bed smarter than when you woke up. Charlie Munger
bed hate love morning night permanent
You know, you don't have to have permanent opinions. You can think, every morning, 'I love the world' and go to bed every night thinking, 'I hate the world.' Michel Houellebecq