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witty humorous idiot
What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle
witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
witty stars home
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais
witty should-have purses
Every woman should have a purse of her own. Susan B. Anthony
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
tables uniforms t-shirt
My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs. Caio Fonseca
tables sandpaper method
Usability methods are like sandpapering a chair. If you are making a chair, the sandpaper can make it smoother. But no amount of sandpaper will turn a chair into a table. Alan Cooper
tables actors intuitive
I'm not one of those actors who sits around the table and intellectualizing anything, or discusses much of anything. Everything for me is intuitive and instinctive. Chris Bauer
tables welcome dishes
A table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish. William Shakespeare
tables dinner poor
Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. Diana Vreeland
tables parks taverns
I waited tables at Govnr's Park Tavern in Denver. Dana Perino
tables menus ifs
If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. Elizabeth Warren
tables levels multiplication
Keep computations to the lowest level of the multiplication table. David Hilbert
tables-and-chairs comedian brain
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right? Denis Leary
bed energy
We have to go home, go to bed and come with some energy tomorrow. Joel Dieterich
beds catching fish throughout west
We were at the West End and catching them throughout the day. There were big fish on the beds everywhere. Chad Williams
bed figure guys help people quality team truest trying ways
We were a team tonight, in the truest sense of the word, because we have quality people in uniform. We don't have any ego-type players. These guys get out of bed every day trying to figure out ways to help this team.
beds changing period seen
We've seen the end of the changing of the beds for a considerable period because it isn't cheap.
bed certainly fact fell market oil
The fact that oil fell out of bed is certainly propelling the market today,
bed stressed
When I'm real stressed out, I just want to go to bed. Pamela Moore
bed created walk walked
When I did 'Jump Street', I created that character; it was all me. I walked in and was just me. I could get out of bed and walk on set and be dressed. Richard Grieco
bedrooms dressing moved wall
When I moved in, I said, 'I don't care how this makes me look or sound: I am converting one of these bedrooms into a shoe closet.' It's become more of a dressing room, but one wall is shoes in their perfect cubbies. Kaley Cuoco
bed bought moved
When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco? Andy Milonakis