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beard blue difference gets green scrutiny shoe start talking wore
When they start talking about somebody's beard, that's when it gets a little ridiculous. Come on. This is football. If I wore a green shoe and a blue shoe it doesn't make a difference in a game. The beard doesn't make a difference. But that's the scrutiny we live under, that I live under. Jake Plummer
beard comedy
You can't do comedy with a beard. Alexei Sayle
beard castro
I like Fidel Castro and his beard. Bob Dylan
beard lions pluck
Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.] Juvenal
beard growing habit
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. Charles Spurgeon
beard
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard! Craig Ferguson
beard bipolar gets guy million party people percent roughly running runs six states thriller ticket united watch
There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world terror, paranoia, and bipolar disorder. That's about 2 percent of the population; roughly what the guy with the beard running on the Libertarian Party ticket gets when he runs for Congress. Stephen Rodrick
beard goal hanging hardly shades wearing
When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out. Roy Harper
beard bit depression ended game kept lose lost mad next people shave until winning won
I was so mad that we lost the game. I kind of went into a depression and didn't shave and we ended up winning the next game. And I am kind of superstitious - just a little bit to people who know me - but we won that game and I said I am just going to keep it going until we lose and we kept it going. I don't really like the beard you know. But we were winning so I had to keep it going. Ben Roethlisberger
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
grown morals mother similar talk
We've all grown up not the same, but with very similar morals and values. We know how it is. We know not to talk about anyone's mother and sister. Shavo Odadjian
grown small store
We started small with one store in Birdsboro, which was probably a 5,000-square-foot garage, and it has just grown over the years. Chris Fecera
grown small tremendous
We started small and have grown through this tremendous effort. Peter Horvath
grown guys solid
We started out very solid back there, then got young real quick. Now our young guys have grown up. I like where we're at right now. Regg Simon
grown growth merger three tournament
With the merger of the three clubs, it has grown into something bigger. With the growth of HCU it is important that this tournament does do well. Eric Sims
grown steady
We're getting steady goaltending and we've grown up as a team. We're battle-tested. Rick Comley
grown took
Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby. Sharon Stone
grown trying
I'm not trying to make myself look like a girl because I'm not a girl anymore. I'm very happy about being a grown woman. Sharon Stone
grown means player
When you think of Peyton Manning, you think 'ambassador.' The game has grown exponentially during his career because of him and what he means to our game, not only as a football player but as a humanitarian. Larry Fitzgerald
hope balance heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and Experience is his banker; but his drafts are seldom honoured, since there is often a heavy balance against him, because he draws largely on a small capital, is not yet in possession, and if he were, would die. Charles Caleb Colton
hope expectations heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and experience is his banker. Charles Caleb Colton
hope heart lovely
There are hopes, the bloom of whose beauty would be spoiled by the trammels of description; too lovely, too delicate, too sacred for words, they should only be known through the sympathy of hearts. Charles Dickens
hopes-and-fears seasons
Hope and fear cannot alter the seasons Chogyam Trungpa
hope courage giving-up
God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless. Chester W. Nimitz
hope soul faster
Once you lost all hope, time began to go faster and the senseless days deadened your soul. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
hopefully last strong struggled weekend
We struggled last weekend at Jacksonville. Hopefully this will jump-start us to have a strong end of the season. Chris Johnson
hope minutes run
Where is he? It's his first day, and he's already 20 minutes late. I hope someone is going to make him run laps. Phil Nevin
hope
I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. Maria Bamford
picks
You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going. Chris Colfer
pick practice
We have to get focused. This was pretty much a practice game. Now we have to pick it up and play really hard. Jessie Coiffard
pick reason
We're going to have to (wait). There's no reason to pick one right now. It's not clear-cut enough to say one's better than the other. Wes Meier
pickles
Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles. Benjamin Franklin
pick time
We're battling, and that's all you can do. This time of year, you can't make any trades, you can't pick up anybody. You have your team. This is what you do. You go play. Gary Williams
pick vegas
Vegas is going to pick up, too, ... If you want to party, everything's there restaurants, gaming. Roger Dow
pick stop trying
making excuses. Why don't they let the inspectors do their job? Stop making excuses, stop trying to politicize the operation, stop trying to pick the inspectors. James Rubin
pickles information internet
Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. Brian Posehn
picked
Ah... romance to me is spontaneity. It's not diamond earrings; it's a bunch of daffodils that's freshly picked from the field. Kate Winslet
restoration might revolution
Charles Fox said that restorations were the most bloody of all revolutions; and he might have added that reformations are the best mode of preventing the necessity of either. Charles Caleb Colton
restoration scar sin
When we learn from experience, the scars of sin can lead us to restoration and a renewed intimacy with God. Charles Stanley
rest steve team tired win
We still want to win and see which team we've got to play (in the post-season). We got a little tired because we didn't play with Steve and Raja, and they usually play a lot. Sometimes we get to rest up because Steve is doing all the work. Boris Diaw
rest
We're in inning 2 of the new ballgame. So get in and let it go the rest of the innings. Doug Flynn
rest
We're not going to say we're not going to see him for the rest of the year, ... We're going to take it day-by-day. Jim Tracy
rest-of-your-life willing ifs
Make sure you're doing something that you love, that you're willing to do for the rest of your life. If you're doing it for money, that's the only thing you won't make. Daymond John
rest-in-peace children reading
I learned to read from Mrs. Augusta Baker, the children's librarian. ... If that was the only good deed that lady ever did in her life, may she rest in peace. Because that deed saved my life, if not sooner, then later, when sometimes the only thing I had to hold on to was knowing I could read. Audre Lorde
rest-in-peace doors passing
Death is only passing through God's other door. Edgar Cayce
rest-in-peace transition died
Let's learn to live! Then there is no death, save the transition, when desired. Many live who have never died as yet. Edgar Cayce