Quotes about beard
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When they start talking about somebody's beard, that's when it gets a little ridiculous. Come on. This is football. If I wore a green shoe and a blue shoe it doesn't make a difference in a game. The beard doesn't make a difference. But that's the scrutiny we live under, that I live under. Jake Plummer
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You can't do comedy with a beard. Alexei Sayle
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I like Fidel Castro and his beard. Bob Dylan
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Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.] Juvenal
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Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. Charles Spurgeon
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By the power of Steven Wright's Beard! Craig Ferguson
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There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world terror, paranoia, and bipolar disorder. That's about 2 percent of the population; roughly what the guy with the beard running on the Libertarian Party ticket gets when he runs for Congress.
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When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out. Roy Harper
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I was so mad that we lost the game. I kind of went into a depression and didn't shave and we ended up winning the next game. And I am kind of superstitious - just a little bit to people who know me - but we won that game and I said I am just going to keep it going until we lose and we kept it going. I don't really like the beard you know. But we were winning so I had to keep it going. Ben Roethlisberger
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There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake. James Austin
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My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard Brad Pitt
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Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner Daniel Johns
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I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. Danny Pudi
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I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise. Douglas Coupland
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If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard! Dolly Parton
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Knowing it is, in fact, a turkey, by positively identifying the beard and spurs of a turkey, and knowing what is behind the target is key. Think about who you go hunting with - it's people close to you: your family and your friends. Practice safe hunting. The ultimate goal is for everyone to get home at the end of the day.
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He'd have mattress ticking in his beard and in his hair. E. B. White
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He'd grown a beard since I last saw him. I asked, 'what's with that?' He said it was the caveman look.
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God, I'm going to have to grow a beard and hide, Michael Buerk
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If the beard were all, goats could preach
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The Bible never tells us what Jesus looked like, and in the earliest surviving paintings of him, he is sometimes depicted as short-haired, sometimes as beardless, with no authoritative version winning out over the others. Yet around 400 A.D., all of the other competing images were replaced by the long-haired, bearded Jesus we know today. Ian Caldwell
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We watched Peter Jennings' beard grow, and we were somehow reassured that he did not shave, that through morning, afternoon, evening and on into the night, he did not leave the desk, that he confided in us his uncertainties, that he shared the confusions of each hour. He grew more pale and more vulnerable, as if he knew that we needed him to be human, so that we could be together.
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The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress. Ashton Kutcher
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It depends on how you look at culture. If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings. Pat Robertson
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The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. Reid Scott
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I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.' Rolf Harris
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Wisdom is in the head and not in the beard
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The main problem is gluing the beard on. It takes 15 minutes, but I could have a really complicated scene to play and worry more about the beard. Michael Gambon
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. Louise Rennison
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Don't point that beard at me, it might go off Groucho Marx
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To grow a philosopher's beard. Horace
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Throughout this evolution from left to right, Beard always detested war. Hence his writings were slanted to show that the military side of history was insignificant or a mere reflection of economic forces.
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I've never grown a beard in my life. This is just a fun thing we have going. We hope we don't have to pick up a razor the rest of the year. Matt Parker