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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
worst-enemy knees helping
Fear to fear. Be afraid to be afraid. Your worst enemy is within your own bosom. Get to your knees and cry for help, and then rise up saying, 'I will trust, and not be afraid.' Charles Spurgeon
worst unbelief
Unbelief will destroy the best of us; faith will save the worst of us.
worst-moments care crowds
The worst moment was when I was performing and I was about to sing, but I choked. I had a tickle in my throat and I started coughing, and I couldn't get the words out. It lasted for like thirty seconds, but I got over it, and luckily the crowd didn't seem to care. Chris Brown
worst
Are you the sum total of your worst acts? Bryan Stevenson
worst-person worst persons
I'm the worst person about publicizing myself. Aida Turturro
worst-enemy highlander ifs
Highlanders make the truest friends-if only because they make the worst enemies. Diana Gabaldon
worst-enemy modern-life cuban
We should sell them to our worst enemies, the Russians and the Cubans. Ed Koch
worst-enemy your-best-friend reggae
Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy Bob Marley
worst-enemy choices mind
Your mind . . . can be your best friend or your worst enemy, but it's your choice to make. Demi Lovato
versions
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis. Daniel Tosh
versions
We've done so many versions of this song. Nancy Wilson
versions
The truth doesn't have versions, it just is. Phil McGraw
versions
Everything is a version of something else. Patrick Marber
versions
It is never the thing but the version of the thing. Wallace Stevens